| About | Smokes often with Thin body type | City | Saskatoon Saskatchewan | |
| Details | 42 year old Woman, 5' 9" (175 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Virgo with Mixed Color hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | No | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | Logistics | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | High School | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent ~Breathlesshush~ is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship ~Breathlesshush~ has been in was over 8 years long. |
Interests
About Me
My pictures are stale. Yup, they aren't new. My hair is much lighter now, and I reckon I probably have a couple new wrinkles. Bah, getting older sucks, but it's inevitable. I am having my "do" done soon and will update my pics then - unless it turns out horrendous in which case we never had this conversation.
****UPDATE**** I got my do done. Looks pretty good, if I do say so myself. I have ZERO desire to take or have pictures taken right now though. I DETEST having my picture taken, I really do. As soon as a camera is anywhere near me I frantically search for objects to hide behind, or "accidentally" turn my head at the wrong (hah, RIGHT!!) moment. You should see how many pictures there are of my hair with a face hidden behind it. When I was twelve I was told by a few people that I could be a model...can you imagine(!!!!) how horrifying a thought that was for me?? **shudders** Sooo, long story short, no new pictures yet. Sigh, I'm working on it, you'll be the very first to know when I conquer my phobia. Betcha can't wait to see more deer impressions...
Challenge: Look up "He's My Best Friend" by Jellyfish on YouTube. Don't just google the lyrics, ya GOTTA listen to the song. Tell me what the song's about. It never ceases to amaze me how many people just don't get it...
"You don't need a brain to have a stroke of genius/Or a beautiful girl to let down your curls"
"He doesn't need a rubber sweater or alcohol"
If you email and I don't get back to you don't take it personally, I probably just never got to it in time. While we are on the subject, I would like to let those guys (you know who YOU are) who email me repeatedly without having ever received a reply
that my silence is confirmation that I am NOT interested. 
Please stop wasting your time! Email that pretty lady that pops up when you click "next" instead.
***Disclaimer: There is no "Next" button, it was used as illustration only. Please don't wander around looking for it!! If you think there should be one, email Big Fish. If you see one, go lie down immediately and wait until the drug(s) wear off to continue your search for everlasting love.
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I guess I'm going to attempt to dazzle you with my superior writing skills and convince you that I am the woman of your dreams, you just don't know it yet. Did I mention I am very humble as well? ;^)
Some of the fellows I have corresponded with here have mentioned that in my former profile I came across as being rather bitter and jaded. This gave me pause..what you need to know first and foremost is that I am very sarcastic, and by default I assume that everyone gets it and takes it with a grain of salt. Apparently this is a mistake on my part. So, do I reign in my natural tendencies, or do I write a lame, non-offensive generic profile like everyone else?
*ponders the thought*
Sorry guys, I am who I am, and I want someone who gets me, and not only understands my sarcasm, but can give as good as he gets. So, those of you who are easily confused or offended, leave now, cause we WON'T be a match. If I have to censor myself in order to have a conversation with you, then frankly, I don't really want to talk to you. But hey, thanks for stopping by!! :P
Random Facts (before it gets too boring):
I have two kids. Boy and girl.
I like men.
I AM independent, but relish being able to depend on someone.
I am a work in progress. You should be too.
I can be a tomboy, or a girly-girl. Depends on the task at hand, and my mood.
I love kissing..in fact, if your kisses don't make my knees go weak, I won't kiss you again.
I will not waste a lot of time emailing back and forth, I am a busy woman, and I want to LIVE life, not talk about it.
I hate seafood..no really, I think it's gross. I won't eat anything that looks the same dead as it did while it was alive, and I don't do internals. *shudders*
I LOVE steak.
I LOVE cheese.
Cuddling is overrated. :P
Strong dislike for excess body hair. I like smoooooth skin. ;^)
Today I sprayed static guard in my hair. It doesn't smell pretty, but, my hair isn't stuck to my face. And besides, no one but me smells my hair these days. :(
I am on the thin side and prefer a guy who's slim as well.
I don't drink, I don't do drugs, but I DO smoke. My only vice..and yes, one day I will quit, but it won't be for you, it will be for ME.
I am a sensual, passionate woman. This means I love sex, and I'm very confident and open about it. BUT, I don't do random hook-ups. I want one partner, with whom I can explore my sexuality and experience nirvana. If you are one who uses sex as a weapon, please don't bother messaging me. I'm an adult, and I'm only interested in other adults, who are confident and not intimidated by passionate women.
My profile is always a work in progress. I am constantly tweaking it, and (hopefully) improving it.
The joke below is just that; a joke. If it offends you, we are NOT compatible. Move along.
In a nutshell, I am looking for that one guy that makes my heart beat a little faster; who I can't stop thinking about and when I do think of him, I smile. Are you that person? If so, stop reading NOW and email me, quick!! ;^)
Addendum: If I don't reply to your email, it means I am not interested. Most of you guys don't cotton well to rejection, so I prefer not to send a rejection email. Capiche`?
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The forums link is back!!! YAY!!
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****UPDATE**** I got my do done. Looks pretty good, if I do say so myself. I have ZERO desire to take or have pictures taken right now though. I DETEST having my picture taken, I really do. As soon as a camera is anywhere near me I frantically search for objects to hide behind, or "accidentally" turn my head at the wrong (hah, RIGHT!!) moment. You should see how many pictures there are of my hair with a face hidden behind it. When I was twelve I was told by a few people that I could be a model...can you imagine(!!!!) how horrifying a thought that was for me?? **shudders** Sooo, long story short, no new pictures yet. Sigh, I'm working on it, you'll be the very first to know when I conquer my phobia. Betcha can't wait to see more deer impressions...
Challenge: Look up "He's My Best Friend" by Jellyfish on YouTube. Don't just google the lyrics, ya GOTTA listen to the song. Tell me what the song's about. It never ceases to amaze me how many people just don't get it...
"You don't need a brain to have a stroke of genius/Or a beautiful girl to let down your curls"
"He doesn't need a rubber sweater or alcohol"
If you email and I don't get back to you don't take it personally, I probably just never got to it in time. While we are on the subject, I would like to let those guys (you know who YOU are) who email me repeatedly without having ever received a reply
that my silence is confirmation that I am NOT interested. Please stop wasting your time! Email that pretty lady that pops up when you click "next" instead. ***Disclaimer: There is no "Next" button, it was used as illustration only. Please don't wander around looking for it!! If you think there should be one, email Big Fish. If you see one, go lie down immediately and wait until the drug(s) wear off to continue your search for everlasting love.
>((((º>`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·...¸>((((º>¸. ·´¯`·.¸. , . .·´¯`·..> (((º>`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·...¸>((((º>
I guess I'm going to attempt to dazzle you with my superior writing skills and convince you that I am the woman of your dreams, you just don't know it yet. Did I mention I am very humble as well? ;^)
Some of the fellows I have corresponded with here have mentioned that in my former profile I came across as being rather bitter and jaded. This gave me pause..what you need to know first and foremost is that I am very sarcastic, and by default I assume that everyone gets it and takes it with a grain of salt. Apparently this is a mistake on my part. So, do I reign in my natural tendencies, or do I write a lame, non-offensive generic profile like everyone else?
*ponders the thought*
Sorry guys, I am who I am, and I want someone who gets me, and not only understands my sarcasm, but can give as good as he gets. So, those of you who are easily confused or offended, leave now, cause we WON'T be a match. If I have to censor myself in order to have a conversation with you, then frankly, I don't really want to talk to you. But hey, thanks for stopping by!! :P
Random Facts (before it gets too boring):
I have two kids. Boy and girl.
I like men.
I AM independent, but relish being able to depend on someone.
I am a work in progress. You should be too.
I can be a tomboy, or a girly-girl. Depends on the task at hand, and my mood.
I love kissing..in fact, if your kisses don't make my knees go weak, I won't kiss you again.
I will not waste a lot of time emailing back and forth, I am a busy woman, and I want to LIVE life, not talk about it.
I hate seafood..no really, I think it's gross. I won't eat anything that looks the same dead as it did while it was alive, and I don't do internals. *shudders*
I LOVE steak.
I LOVE cheese.
Cuddling is overrated. :P
Strong dislike for excess body hair. I like smoooooth skin. ;^)
Today I sprayed static guard in my hair. It doesn't smell pretty, but, my hair isn't stuck to my face. And besides, no one but me smells my hair these days. :(
I am on the thin side and prefer a guy who's slim as well.
I don't drink, I don't do drugs, but I DO smoke. My only vice..and yes, one day I will quit, but it won't be for you, it will be for ME.
I am a sensual, passionate woman. This means I love sex, and I'm very confident and open about it. BUT, I don't do random hook-ups. I want one partner, with whom I can explore my sexuality and experience nirvana. If you are one who uses sex as a weapon, please don't bother messaging me. I'm an adult, and I'm only interested in other adults, who are confident and not intimidated by passionate women.
My profile is always a work in progress. I am constantly tweaking it, and (hopefully) improving it.
The joke below is just that; a joke. If it offends you, we are NOT compatible. Move along.
In a nutshell, I am looking for that one guy that makes my heart beat a little faster; who I can't stop thinking about and when I do think of him, I smile. Are you that person? If so, stop reading NOW and email me, quick!! ;^)
Addendum: If I don't reply to your email, it means I am not interested. Most of you guys don't cotton well to rejection, so I prefer not to send a rejection email. Capiche`?
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The forums link is back!!! YAY!!
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First Date
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response:
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response:
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
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