Sorry if I don't respond to messages in Jan and Feb... On the beach in Hawaii.
Reasons to date me:
1) No one will try and steal me from you
2) ... drawing a blank here.
Hmmmm. Haven't updated this in a bit. Let's go and make fun of the profiles that single women create.
I'll fill this in later.
How hard was it to type something more that the 24 keystrokes above? "I like boobies and beer." With the same amount of keystrokes I have conveyed my fondness for a blue footed bird from the central Americas and one of my favorite alcoholic beverages. It's not that hard people.
I don't know what to put here. I'm not good at talking about myself. I'm really shy.
Really now... my age bracket is 27 to 36, if you don't know yourself in the past 27-36 years and haven't realized how to present yourself, or are too shy to do so, you're failing at being human. Go hug a tree, adopt 20 cats, and scrapbook.
My friends tell me I'm outgoing and have a great peronality.
Your friends are lying. I have, arguably, some of the best friends and family in the world and here are what they say about me.
"Dan, why do you smell like ass?" - Eric P
"hrmpfh" - Mocha (my dog)
"For the love of Christ, pull up your pants." -mother
"He gives good head, I have proof." - Dan L
Thank you Dan for that last one, it was not needed, go home, you're drunk.
No point in listing off my favorite music, because if we're in the car and I touch the radio buttons, I know I'm going to get my hand smacked.
What I'm looking for in a woman is stuff and things, but mostly stuff.
What I have to offer: Ask me when we go for coffee. I like to rant when I'm nervous talking to women. I go into full Rain Man mode. Mostly because I have 0 game. Nadda. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Only game I have are some old Nintendo cartridges boxed up in the basement. Coffee only fuels the rant while I talk. If you don't like coffee, we're going to have a hard time making out in the morning, mostly because of coffee breath. Just sayin'.
I prefer the cottage than travelling, afternoon naps than sleeping in, the right side of the bed, and someone who likes holding hand while walking.
In my spare time I read, watch movies, play the odd video game (the even ones suck), walk the dog, or go for random bike rides. My walkman is full of mixtapes and there is very little music better than anything that come out in the 90's.
Vegans and Vegetarians, you're unwelcome anywhere. Please don't message me and please stop preaching your dietary requirements.
(If you are a vegan and are so due to an allergy to meat induced by a tick bite, then you're A-OK with me. All other non meat eaters, go take a good look at the incisors and canines in your mouth, they're put there for a reason.)
Points boni si vous êtes française, francophile, ou franglais.
Pick you and and go for a drive past the city lights, have a bite to eat at a rural diner, watch the starscape, and wonder if I'm going to leave you stranded in rural Manitoba if the date didn't go well.
To send a message to umchar00 you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 26 and 36.
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married