******GUESS THE SONG LYRIC IN THE TITLE AND WIN A FREE DATE !***** Now depending on the level of difficulty , the date could range from a nice romantic dinner at salvatore's italian gardens or a slice of pizza at the super flea market .....Hello, i'm a hard working, honest and caring guy. Fun to be with and if you like to laugh then don't be shy to say hi! I'm seeking a lady between 38-60 years of age,(if you're under 40 please be mature acting) medium or voluptuous in build. ((A LARGE BEHIND / BOOBS ARE A PLUS! ))(( Fake Ones Don't Count!!!, I Like The Real Deal I'm not offering anything fake on me !)) .. L H's are good too ''NOW PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CAREFULLY''If you're a heavy drinker , drug user, phony or shallow, lazy ,allergic to soap-shampoo and water , certified bar fly ,if your temper is hotter then a sweat band in a firemans helmet, have an IQ level equivalent to your shoe size , you despertly need a picture to just say hello..((i can assure you that i'm handsome, you'll get your chance to see me)). if your cell number has nothing to do with a phone ,you can spit without opening your mouth,if you think '' taco bell'' is the mexican phone company, you considered the 6th grade your senior year. you been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. if DiCamillo's bakery presses ur face into raw dough to make gorilla cookies, you been known to use the toliet bowl brush to scratch your back , no welfare moms with 4 or 5 kids from differant men ,if you think a 401 K plan was your grandmothers bra size, and .. if your previous job description was working as a scarecrow for the local farmers..or if you have been called ''sir'' more then once, if watching an episode of ''walker texas ranger'' has changed your life.and last but not least.''if you been known as the Tokyo Rose of the trailer park''....I'M NOT INTERESTED ! YOU CAPISCE ? .Thanks for reading and understanding...please respond soon... i hope i'm not asking too much. i'm sure there are women out there who feel the same way, they just want someone to be comfortable and happy with.. take care ( p.s. the title of hammerhead is only fitting for a full blooded italian ! I was going to add the one that said '' if your home is mobile but your car aint ! '' it might backfire cuz i might met someone who lives in a mobilehome and i may like them or if your car isn't running you may ask me to repair it. so i'm leaving that one alone. ** Even if our economy is bad just go play some country music backwards and you'll get all your belongings back...... your spouse, job, trailer, pick up truck and your dog !** not so bad of a day now is it? (((( I've noticed a few times now that there have been some on this site who found my profile downgrading or repulsive, if it is i'm sure you know that some of it is only in fun. But I always see the same group of individuals looking at it everyday. Maybe you are just trying to put a smile on your face without realizing you're doing it.)))) '' listed on my interests i put down drag racing, i'm not into NASCAR, that stands for ''NON ATHLETIC SPORT CENTERED AROUND REDNECKS '' **** I have now figured out the problems on wall street, it came down to poor investments. here is an example of their screwups . if you purchased stocks in nortel at it's peak for $1000 it's now worth $49. if you bought stock in delta airlines it's now worth about $16 from it's original cost of $1000. if you did the same for worldcom it's now worth $5. if you bought stocks in enron you now have nothing.. heres my plan... go buy $1000 worth of beer, drink all the beer go return all those cans for recycling, you now have a return of $214 . seems like an easy investment to me, now i don't drink but for those who do, how can you go wrong in todays economy. **** (( I'm trying to keep the dating distance to 50 or 60 miles))
Talk over a cup of coffee and get to know each other... All these cleavage pics on here are giving me carpel tunnel in my wrists, i think a lawsuit to POF is in order !! If anything... i hope in the end my profile did make you laugh. But i'am serious about the big tits and/or ass ! Some of the pix that people have on here look better when they are small, not a good idea to click on them to make them larger ! how does that saying go ? ''Good from far but far from good'' ... BBW's are always welcomed too. No skinny or scraggly ann girls for me ! no ugly betty's either. a few more things... if not a career at least have a job. ..(( and no i'm not hiring right now)) i'm not trying to sound rude it's just that i'm not looking to support anyone, being a buisness owner i do enough of that with my tax dollars...and if your idea of a date is roller blading at the park with your i-pod... please don't bother me ! thanks for reading and understanding. P.S. I been asked this a few times so I guess I'll just put it in here... I don't do POF's get togethers, I wont go to CRUISERS, SLICK WILLIES, CHESTER THE MOLESTER'S PUB, JACOBIS, THE GREASY SPOON OR GUY'S GROOVY GRAB BAG TAVERN. Im sure these are all fine establishments but i'm not a booze hound and not into meeting someone trying to talk over loud music or being bumped into all night ! thanks and take care.... ''Artifical Intelligence Is No Match For Natural Stupidity'' (( NOTES... Remember, i don't care how hot, cute, picky, popular or attractive you think you are or people tell you if you're about as smart as a bag of rock salt.. good chance i'm not going to like you. ))... ''Beauty fades but dumb is forever ! '' The Honorable Judith Sheindlin.... *** If we decide to correspond, please be able to carry a conversation for more then a couple of sentences !.... UPDATE ! PLEASE... NO BASKET CASES,WELFARE GIRLS OR IF YOU'RE NUTS AND LIARS NEED NOT TO APPLY! if you state you're voluptuous please know what that means, it dosen't mean you look like the ''fruit of the loom guys'' IF YOU SEE ME SIGNED ON HERE AND YOU E-MAIL WITH NO REPLY RIGHT AWAY.. I MAY BE AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER OR DOING SOMETHING ELSE ONLINE. I'M NOT IGNORING YOU !******(( After we meet, if i feel there is a connection, i'll let you know ))******
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