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hitmebrandionemoretime : Let's Take A Trip To The Beer Fridge!
About Non-Smoker with Average body type City Truro Nova Scotia
Details 25 year old Woman, 5' 2" (157 cm), Non-Religious Ethnicity Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair


dating


I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Blue
Profession Author/Purveyor of Awsomeness Do you have children? No
Education High School Do you have a car? Yes


Relationship

Intent hitmebrandionemoretime wants to date but nothing serious.

Relationship History The longest relationship hitmebrandionemoretime has been in was over 3 years long.

Interests
 
MoviesMusicReading
CookingJoking

About Me
Boredom made me make a profile again.
I went to set up an account, one of the steps was to enter the blue letters to make sure I'm not some sex robot. The letters spelled "caged"...... I hope this isn't a bit of foreshadowing.
I'm pretty much just a normal girl, very social, but very independent, I like to do my own thing most of the time. I've been on this site a few times before, I don't take it very seriously at all.
So feel free to message me for some witty banter and perhaps a shot to your ego, or mine.

No man bangs!!! Please god, don't have man bangs!!!!

Recently I recieved a few messages from a guy who looked alot like Charles Manson. Charles Manson?? It takes a bit of effort to make yourself look like Charles Manson, which probably means you're bat sh*t insane. At least do a bit of murdering rapist research, and pick someone to emulate that people won't instantly become terrified of. Jeffrey Dahmer, maybe? Ted Bundy? They were reasonably handsome guys.

Good lord, if you're young, and by this I mean 22, or younger, don't even. Why? Because I'm prejudiced against young people, that's why. I'm getting to the frame of mind where you all look like babies, and I don't understand anything you're "about".

And also, if half, or even one of your pictures is you posing with your kid.....why? Why do you feel the need to parade your child around on a dating site? Most people don't even like kids that much. Especially other peoples kids who more than likely come complete with eight bags of f*uck no and a b*tchy mother who will no doubt call every time we're having sex, crying about how she wants you back so you can 'be a family again'. Gag me. No.

This morning I woke myself up with the most multi-tonal fart I have ever heard. I really thought Celine Dion was under my covers, singing to my two butt cheeks having mistaken them for her infant twins. Then I dutch ovened myself trying to investigate.
I think this is a great way to wake up in the morning. If you don't, I just don't think we'll work out.

Oh, and boys, when you type out the word 'tehehe' as if you were laughing...you don't laugh that way, and if you did, I wouldn't be able to date you, because I'm a straight woman.

First Date
Some jokes, a drink, some people watching. Anything that sparks a sense of humour! Maybe some comfortable silences.



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