oystermafia: Be real or be exposed. I do not suffer fools well.
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Tampa, Florida
66 year old Male, 5' 6" (168cm), Other
Caucasian, Capricorn
oystermafia is looking for a relationship.
Associates Degree
Wit, accidental wisdom (Idiot Savant)

Me and Mr. Calder.

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Grey Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Gary
In essence, looking for another happy Looney Toon, perhaps a lonely soul in need of being held (in my arms and in high esteem.) I am nothing more than what I am, but I am interesting and have friends I still see (FB) since childhood.

Am human, looking for same. Me: Creative, (FB) talented, smart, witty, easy going, yet still a man for you who don't believe there is such a thing. I write sometimes, I draw cartoons sometime, I play the guitar sometimes, I take photographs for pleasure sometimes.. Also shave, shower, cook and take out the trash. For my age, I am active, not the least bit sane yet honest, loyal and dedicated to the one who loves. Poor as a church mouse, generous as a tycoon. Enjoy Rubenesque, correct BMI and small peoples. Or medium sized. Tall is okay. I have lived in Florida for fifty years so the beach and sunsets are cool, but not necessarily something I would leave a nice dinner for. Am not tall short nor fat. Colour my hair grey. Can be charming in dim light.

Seeking same. Human, female, somewhat attractive (very subjective) can cook, clean and bubble with witty conversation. Not too twisted by life.
Anyone expecting something else is in for a surprise. May live your own life as usual, just include me. Can have a dog (a dog, not some loathsome carnivorous beast) a cat (same applies) grandchildren if their parents aren't total dorks. A turtle is fine.
Just be real, just be nice and just be witty. Just like a fun person who is a woman. Have Yahoo... You only get one lap in the human race and its over. Take advantage of it.

First Date
Any WMNF 88.5 event.

Play a duet?

Wine and conversation?

Nature, beauty and fulfillment when forces collide and a creation unfolds like the petals of a flower in full radiant blush. Be a nice date, as dates go.

Fantasy is fine as long it stays thus.

Happy hunting.

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