cheekyblondex
Age: 34
Dating
freaky-f*cker: come play with me
About
Smokes often with Athletic body type
City
London, UK
Details
34 year old Woman, < 5' (< 152 cm), New Age
Ethnicity
Other ethnicity Aries with Red hair
Intent
freaky-f*cker Anything
Education
High School
Personality
Profession
proffesional muppet







I am Seeking a Man For Activity partner
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week) Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Yes
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship



About Me
seeing is beleiving, very freindly muppet looking for new friends,as my mistress keeps me locked in the cupboard a lot,she deprives me of my favourite snack.......jaffa cakes, so anyone who promises me jaffa cakes will be my friend for life.

UPDATE.....a lot of people have been writing to me, and im very grateful, but please, this is my pofile, not my mistresses, please dont pretend to like me, when you only want to talk to her...
with kindest regards
from
Freaky (i am very upset now...)

PLEASE READ...........are you all mad out there????..........i am a muppet, and so many of you think im sexy.......oh dear o dear........very worrying
WHEN WILL YOU ALL REALISE..........MY PROFILE (THE MUPPET!!!)

ANOTHER IMPORTANT UPDATE.......The Mistress has her own profile on here.......but i aint telling you who she is!!

YET ANOTHER UPDATE...derr.........are you all silly, I AM A MUPPET, there are some of you who have finally realised that, and have become my friends, but there are still those of you out there, that think the woman with her hand up my bum in the pics is the one writing this, well guys you are so wrong, that is my mistress, who incidently is very cruel to me.....let me make this clear.........this profile belongs to ME....Freaky....got it now??

YET ANOTHER UPDATE......
I AM VERY CROSS NOW.......YOU ARE ALL NOT LISTENING.....IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO MY EVIL MISTRESS YOU WILL HAVE TO FIND HER YOURSELF.....
WHY DONT ANY OF YOU TAKE ANY NOTICE OF ME........I AM SO ANGRY NOW AND UPSET.....
p>s.....YOU CANT TALK TO MY MISTRESS..........I HAVE BURIED HER IN THE BACK GARDEN!!!

First Date
bingo.......have my own special pens.