| About | Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type | City | Surrey (Guildford) British Columbia | |
| Details | 40 year old Man, 5' 9" (175 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Pisces with Mixed Color hair |
 Token crappy photo...lol. |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Separated | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Other | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | I Pretend To Work, And They Pretend To Pay Me | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent Teeebs wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Teeebs has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Hope you had a triple espresso, or possibly an intravenous caffeine drip before reading this profile.
You have been warned....LOL.
Welcome to MY most annoying part of the whole signing up for a dating site process. Tell us about yourself. Well where to start?
I think avoiding the temptation to write a novel about my life's story might be a good idea at this time. So I'll just get to the point.
I'm just an average every day sort of guy. I know, you're thinking BORING. Well don't run away quite yet, as I feverishly wrack my brain to come up with some clever fact to differentiate myself from the herd. I could say that I'm laid back and easygoing, but that might just imply that I live on my couch, eating Doritos, staring at the idiot box all day. Which is actually NOT entirely true......most of the time.
At this point I could make some wild claims about my athletic endeavors, but who am I kidding? I'm just NOT one of those guys whose idea of a good time is jumping from a great height, or climbing to a great height, or anything requiring special equipment.
I suppose, my recent purchase of a mountain bike MIGHT constitute "special equipment", but rest assured, it will definitely NOT be ridden down any trail remotely considered as "extreme". But it does dispel the myth that I do in fact live on my couch.
I AM always up for a nice walk with the right person, but the chances of us running a marathon together are slim to naught.
Hello.....testing.....tap, tap. You've all gone. Damn, I knew I should have gone with short and sweet. Oh well back to the couch......LOL
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"Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it." -unknown
"There's no good idea that's so good you can't ruin it with a few well-placed idiots." - Scott Adams
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." - Jack Handey
"Progress is not made by early risers, it is made by lazy people looking for an easier way of doing something." - Robert Heinlein
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." -unknown
----(((o)))----- Put this on
------/-\------- your profile
-----/ 0 \------ if you know
----/-/|\-\----- someone who
---/--/-\--\---- has been
--/---------\--- abducted and anal
-/-----------\-- probed by aliens
You have been warned....LOL.
Welcome to MY most annoying part of the whole signing up for a dating site process. Tell us about yourself. Well where to start?
I think avoiding the temptation to write a novel about my life's story might be a good idea at this time. So I'll just get to the point.
I'm just an average every day sort of guy. I know, you're thinking BORING. Well don't run away quite yet, as I feverishly wrack my brain to come up with some clever fact to differentiate myself from the herd. I could say that I'm laid back and easygoing, but that might just imply that I live on my couch, eating Doritos, staring at the idiot box all day. Which is actually NOT entirely true......most of the time.
At this point I could make some wild claims about my athletic endeavors, but who am I kidding? I'm just NOT one of those guys whose idea of a good time is jumping from a great height, or climbing to a great height, or anything requiring special equipment.
I suppose, my recent purchase of a mountain bike MIGHT constitute "special equipment", but rest assured, it will definitely NOT be ridden down any trail remotely considered as "extreme". But it does dispel the myth that I do in fact live on my couch.
I AM always up for a nice walk with the right person, but the chances of us running a marathon together are slim to naught.
Hello.....testing.....tap, tap. You've all gone. Damn, I knew I should have gone with short and sweet. Oh well back to the couch......LOL
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"Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it." -unknown
"There's no good idea that's so good you can't ruin it with a few well-placed idiots." - Scott Adams
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." - Jack Handey
"Progress is not made by early risers, it is made by lazy people looking for an easier way of doing something." - Robert Heinlein
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." -unknown
----(((o)))----- Put this on
------/-\------- your profile
-----/ 0 \------ if you know
----/-/|\-\----- someone who
---/--/-\--\---- has been
--/---------\--- abducted and anal
-/-----------\-- probed by aliens
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