Hi, my name is Larry….AKA ur next greatest thing….lol
I wana start off by saying I am a decent guy with morals, and I know right from wrong....
I have read way too many ladies profiles on this site that are stating to the men on here that they don't want any nude photos sent to them nor do they want to be asked to send any out, and that they are tired of being talked dirty to and or down to....
Regretfully it makes us guys all look bad.....
For the record I have never sent such pic.'s or requested nude pic.'s nor have ever sent disrespectful emails.... nor will I ever…..
I’m looking for a good natured woman.
I’m not into whack jobs or crazies ……had that, not a big fan….!
I myself am not a crazy nor a whack job, although after a shower I do like to dance naked in front of my dog from time to time…..but only when I feel it to be necessary and when him and I both have a mutual understanding that it is appropriate ….
I am very quick witted
I love to make people laugh
I am faithful
I love animals
I can see the good in most everything…..
I am good with kids. Unless such mentioned kids and I are playing a game of some sort and they are winning, then I hate them LOL … Just kidding !!!!!
I am not an alpha male that struts around grunting and shooting high octane testosterone out my blowhole….
So if that is your kinda fella, I’m gona come up short…
I’m not a whimp, I am as strong as an ox, it’s just that I feel I’m a bit more evolved than a caveman….
I’m into most types of music; and I am open-minded to music that I haven’t heard before...I’m even cool with the Hokey Pokey if that’s what you are into…
I don’t have a drinking problem…
On the occasion that I do drink I am an easy going go with the flow kinda guy, not some kind of controlling obnoxious A-hole that wants to strip down to his underwear and fight a cop or a small farm animal….
I don’t do any kind of drugs, but I do take my Flintstones….
I have never been arrested
I have no criminal history of any kind, Hell I haven’t even had a speeding ticket (That involved a stripper and or a midget) in the last 10+ years…..
If all that I have said doesn’t make you say to yourself “this is the kind of crazy I need in my life”…., then I wish you the very best of luck in your search….!
You can buy me a new car and a pizza....
Then afterwards we can go dumpster diving…
But the rule is, if we find anything of value, and or any good used lingerie….. I get first pick of the bootie.…… : D