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Partonian The Lobster: Lovable idiot?? Thats me...
About Non-Smoker with Average body type City Portsmouth Uk
Details 26 year old Man, 6' 2" (188 cm), Other Religion Ethnicity Caucasian Aquarius with Brown hair


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My Face!

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Profession Manager/Madman Do you have children? No
Education Some college Do you have a car? Yes


Relationship

Intent Partonian is looking for a relationship.

Relationship History The longest relationship Partonian has been in was over 4 years long.

Interests
 
Sittingdrummingtalking
retro thingsroot beerstrawberries
having funfoodmyself
philosophyinteresting thingsfruit smoothies
sleepingScrubsIkea
girlsKrispy Kremesmischief
flirtinganything cutecooking fish
boobiesDoctor WhoGo Karting
sweetsmy really old jeansmy hair

About Me
Well... hello! My name is Liam.

I'll come clean... I have a short attention span, and as a consequence, I can drift into waffle. You have been warned. Now are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin...

For the simpletons, who dont have time to burn... here is me in a nutshell! I am brilliant, mildly arrogant, ridiculously idiotic, childish, and hopelessly addicted to women! Not in a bad way.. I just love womanliness. I also like cake! This is important.

Right.. for those needing a bit more detail... the following is five minutes of your life that you wont get back...

I would say I am an interesting fellow... and I tend to think people enjoy my company! I'm random... dis-organised... and rather spontaneous. This makes my life fun... but does tend to result in an administrative nightmare for those around me! Luckily, I'm intrinsically likable (I have a good Aura... its true because a gypsy told me...) so I tend to get away with it!

This sounds rather vain. Jolly good, I say! In fact, well I'm at it.. I'm quite HANDSOME! ;) Haha!

Anyway, an important part of my life is music! I've played the drums for about a million years, and have been in bands pretty much non stop for the last six years! Its something I thoroughly enjoy! I also LOVE going to gigs... preferably smaller, intimate ones... I love finding new bands! I shuffle about little old record shops, dicovering new things! I do the same on the internet in fact!! I snoop about... see whats out there... LOVELY!!!

I have even started my own twice monthly podcast to promote local emerging talents! Its on iTunes too! I implore you to go and subscribe! And if you are a talent, and would like to feature on the show... DO IT!!! Email me! Advertising over...

Hmmm, anyway... it seems people like to know what music I like, as it makes it easier for them to judge my relationship credentials... What a world to go poking about in...!! I could sit here now and list all the music I like, but the list would be sprawling, multitudinous affair, and unlikely to make for thrilling reading. So There!

In terms of other aspects of my life, I have a job... I earn some money. Its enjoyable! I am a manager. Its a fun game, and gives me a sense of wellbeing, and order, in an otherwise chaotic existance. I also like cake....

As I touched on above, I am generally a disorganized chap, who makes things up as he goes along, and lives a life based on spontaneity, and 'blag', as well as a deeply rooted sense of solopsism. This is fine for me, and I can happily exist in such a fashion, and things always seem to work out for me! I like fun, and anything generally mischevious. A bit of a whirlwind... I just love being around people, and seeing where the night takes me. Or day, I am not nocternal.

Which reminds me...I guess that I should spend a few moments trying to let you know what I am looking for in a woman! Apparently, this would be useful! Hmmm... I must admit, I do find it difficult to define my 'ideal' girl! I mean yes, of course I have a few attributes that I tend to look for and appreciate, but on the otherhand, sometimes someone totally random can come along and rip the rug out from under you! Which makes me wonder if it an undefinable 'magic ingredient' that exists, almost unnoticed!! HAHA... look how well I skirted answering the question!! Brilliant! Though, if pushed into a dark alley, and tickled till I could take no more, I would eventually admit that I like bubbly, cute, fiesty ladies, with a passion for something. I think passion makes a person....

Really, I like woman who are 'complete' and have their own things going on, and have a high mental toughness and strength, to deal with my idiot (but well meaning) ways! Essentially then... a woman with a high pain threshold...

Final few bits.... I'm a bit of a nerd. I am rather clumsy. I dont mind what people think of me. I like wearing random clothes. I am teetotal..! I like Scrubs! I like 24. I have a rather large crush on David Tennant! I also rather fancy Hugh Jackman! I like Motor Racing. I once met Captain Birdseye! I like poetry. I like Philosphers. I like getting to know people. I like talking. I regularly play the air guitar. I LOVE having my back tickled! I think sticky toffee pudding is sublime. I like to spoon. I love long walks on my own, its a good time to think! I am sarcastic, and I don't take much seriously. Apparently I'm a 'Groovy Kisser'! I love cooking, especially fish... I'm writing a novel.. I have been for the last seven years! I do enjoy a good film. I like grapes....

So... Well done! youve read the LOT. I now think you should definatly email me. What have you got to lose? Are you going to look back on your life, and think 'curse the day I met that insouciant but glamourous young man...'?? No, of course not! Its a win-win situtaion!

I am poised and ready!!!

First Date
This requires a plan! I do not know. But I would think of something though!

As long as I'm in by 9 o'clock. The hospital gets very concerned otherwise....

Oh... and dont get me wet... Apparently something bad happens... Pfft!



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