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| About | Smokes often with Average body type | City | North Dorset UK | ||
| Details | 50 year old Woman, 5' 2" (157cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Aries with Brown hair | ||
| Intent | OBird is looking for a relationship. | Education | High School | ||
| Personality | Sapiophile | Profession | Cat Herder |
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Silly, and spotty, at a Festival in Devon.
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Long term | |
| Needs Test | View her relationship needs | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | No | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | My children are over 18 | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 10 years |
About Me
Profile re-write #7562
About Me:
I'm looking for fun.... not the Intimate Encounter, tawdry sex in a Travelodge, impersonal bonking type fun.... but someone with whom I can smile. And laugh.
I have a grown-up daughter who is independent and a good friend of mine.
I am a little 'alternative' (I've been called an Aging Hippy more than once) and I am comfortable in my own skin.
I don't NEED a man, but that doesn't stop me wanting one.
I live in a small town in Dorset which means that meeting new people generally involves traveling - I have a car and I'm not afraid to use it.
About You:
You'll need to have a well developed sense of fun and a very open mind. Bigotry is one of my pet hates.
You are unlikely to have a profile picture of a car/boat/bike/suffocating fish.
You'll be unlikely to wear a uniform, actually or metaphorically.
You'll probably know the difference between your and you're, their and there (and they're), chivalry and sexism, Glastonbury and Download, House and Trance, and woman and women.
General:
I've almost completely given up hope of having any success with this internet dating malarkey - perhaps I am destined to live a solitary life involving lots of cats, a bicycle, ankle socks with floral skirts, and conversations with tomato plants. *sigh*
Save me?
There. That should get the offers flooding in.
(if you send me a message and, for one reason or another, I don't think we are suited then I may not reply. This isn't because I'm rude - it's because I keep getting torrents of abuse in response to my 'thanks but no thanks'. Sorry....)
(I'm actually 53, not 50 as it says at the top of this profile. I believe there was some sort of glitch in the matrix, and now I can't make it correct.....)
About Me:
I'm looking for fun.... not the Intimate Encounter, tawdry sex in a Travelodge, impersonal bonking type fun.... but someone with whom I can smile. And laugh.
I have a grown-up daughter who is independent and a good friend of mine.
I am a little 'alternative' (I've been called an Aging Hippy more than once) and I am comfortable in my own skin.
I don't NEED a man, but that doesn't stop me wanting one.
I live in a small town in Dorset which means that meeting new people generally involves traveling - I have a car and I'm not afraid to use it.
About You:
You'll need to have a well developed sense of fun and a very open mind. Bigotry is one of my pet hates.
You are unlikely to have a profile picture of a car/boat/bike/suffocating fish.
You'll be unlikely to wear a uniform, actually or metaphorically.
You'll probably know the difference between your and you're, their and there (and they're), chivalry and sexism, Glastonbury and Download, House and Trance, and woman and women.
General:
I've almost completely given up hope of having any success with this internet dating malarkey - perhaps I am destined to live a solitary life involving lots of cats, a bicycle, ankle socks with floral skirts, and conversations with tomato plants. *sigh*
Save me?
There. That should get the offers flooding in.
(if you send me a message and, for one reason or another, I don't think we are suited then I may not reply. This isn't because I'm rude - it's because I keep getting torrents of abuse in response to my 'thanks but no thanks'. Sorry....)
(I'm actually 53, not 50 as it says at the top of this profile. I believe there was some sort of glitch in the matrix, and now I can't make it correct.....)
First Date
A date? I'd prefer a fig.
I suppose a drink in a pub is the most boring and normal thing to suggest.
Probably the simple answer, though, and doesn't have to drag on if either of us wants a quick escape.......
Mail Settings (To message OBird you MUST meet the following criteria.)
You must be less than 109 years old
You must be more than 2ft tall
You must live within 4000 miles
You must have a photo in which you look at least vaguely human
I suppose a drink in a pub is the most boring and normal thing to suggest.
Probably the simple answer, though, and doesn't have to drag on if either of us wants a quick escape.......
Mail Settings (To message OBird you MUST meet the following criteria.)
You must be less than 109 years old
You must be more than 2ft tall
You must live within 4000 miles
You must have a photo in which you look at least vaguely human
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