| About | Smokes often with Thin body type | City | London Uk | |
| Details | 30 year old Man, 5' 10" (178 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair | |
| Intent | citizenpod wants to date but nothing serious. | |||
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Often (>3 times/week) | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | Socially | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Hazel | |
| Profession | Badman | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | High School | Do you have a car? | No |
Relationship
Relationship History The longest relationship citizenpod has been in was over 4 years long. |
About Me
You:
Are you someone that prefers the band KISS, to the radio station? Someone that isn't concerned about their tan? Someone that doesn't believe in astrology or religion?
Or are you a c*nt?
If so, please feel free to message some c*ck with a picture of his top off. Maybe you can find out what car he drives!
If, on the other hand, you have your own personality, style, and moral compass, I'd be very pleased to have sex with you.
Me:
Well, I'm hilarious for one thing. I once made myself laugh so hard, I literally sh*t my pants.
I have a unique... let's call it 'style', that's inspired by Einstein's wardrobe of identical suits, and my disdain for fashion.
As you can tell by my interests, (if you've bothered to read them, instead of just slopping off to my pictures, you filthy girl) you can see that I enjoy words. I bet you 50p I can make an anagram of your name (without cheating).
I prefer people that aren't a member of some kind of clique. Unless that clique is formed of people that truly know what being cool is; people that don't conform to peer pressure (you're not 14); or people that try to impress me by kissing other girls in front of me whilst I masturbate.
You are going to f*cking love me!
Update: If I have favourited you, it's because one of your really picky filters has stopped me from messaging you. I smoke cannabis about twice a year, where I have one toke, and then worry about being paranoid for the rest of the evening. And, I accidentally messaged that girl who was looking for an intimate encounter. She looked really sweet. I had no idea she was such a slut. (My perpetual use of MDMA and hookers is just to compensate for my sweet, caring nature, and overuse of commas.)
So, if I've favourited you, you have to message me first.
Are you someone that prefers the band KISS, to the radio station? Someone that isn't concerned about their tan? Someone that doesn't believe in astrology or religion?
Or are you a c*nt?
If so, please feel free to message some c*ck with a picture of his top off. Maybe you can find out what car he drives!
If, on the other hand, you have your own personality, style, and moral compass, I'd be very pleased to have sex with you.
Me:
Well, I'm hilarious for one thing. I once made myself laugh so hard, I literally sh*t my pants.
I have a unique... let's call it 'style', that's inspired by Einstein's wardrobe of identical suits, and my disdain for fashion.
As you can tell by my interests, (if you've bothered to read them, instead of just slopping off to my pictures, you filthy girl) you can see that I enjoy words. I bet you 50p I can make an anagram of your name (without cheating).
I prefer people that aren't a member of some kind of clique. Unless that clique is formed of people that truly know what being cool is; people that don't conform to peer pressure (you're not 14); or people that try to impress me by kissing other girls in front of me whilst I masturbate.
You are going to f*cking love me!
Update: If I have favourited you, it's because one of your really picky filters has stopped me from messaging you. I smoke cannabis about twice a year, where I have one toke, and then worry about being paranoid for the rest of the evening. And, I accidentally messaged that girl who was looking for an intimate encounter. She looked really sweet. I had no idea she was such a slut. (My perpetual use of MDMA and hookers is just to compensate for my sweet, caring nature, and overuse of commas.)
So, if I've favourited you, you have to message me first.
First Date
Beat a puppy to death with a sack full of kittens.
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