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Zoetrope : Clyde seeking Bonnie...
About Non-Smoker with Average body type City St Catharines Ontario
Details 44 year old Man, 6' 0" (183 cm), Non-Religious Ethnicity Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair


dating


I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Profession Explorer Do you have children? No
Education Masters degree Do you have a car? Yes


Relationship

Intent Zoetrope is looking for a relationship.

Relationship History The longest relationship Zoetrope has been in was over 3 years long.

Interests
 
moviespunkrockabilly
artillustrationtheatre
readingbooksfashion
photographytraveladventure
tattoospiercingsroad-trips
body artburlesquevegetarianism
animationcomicscolouring outside the lines
tantraromance

About Me
About me:

Artist. Words or pictures, paint or pixels, on the wall or on the stage, in my CD player, my sketchbook, my relationships or my life, I love art in all its forms. I'm a guy who's passionate about creativity, and creative about passion. I'm interested in exploring and expanding all my senses, including those of perspective and humour. And, no, an appreciation for art does NOT preclude an appreciation for "colouring outside the lines." That's cool, so long as you know where the lines are, and why you're colouring outside them. Which I tend to do. Often. Try it, it's fun!

I have a passion for burlesque and appear on stage regularly as an MC and as a boylesque performer... I have an uncommon appreciation for velvet jackets, snakeskin shoes, glitter, public (near) nudity, risque double-entendres, terrible jokes and bad puns (Warning: I can think of a LOT of bad puns!). You should probably know that I had velvet jackets in my closet long before I got started doing this, which goes a long way in explaining how I got this gig in the first place.

I believe the world could use more good manners, chivalry is not quite dead, and that grammar counts (Yes, I appreciate the use of the Oxford comma.).

I don't wear a baseball cap sideways. Or backwards. Or at all. On a related note, my pants fit.

I only wear running shoes when I'm actually going to be running.

I don't understand people whose profiles say they have kids, and also that they don't want kids. Those poor, poor children! (Okay, a point of clarification: This is an example of one of the aforementioned "terrible jokes." To those who've taken me to task for being mean to responsible parents, YES, I UNDERSTAND that you really just don't want any MORE kids, not that you don't want the kids you already have. It is merely a knee-jerk response to the observation of an apparent incongruence, nothing more. Your children are all wonderful and I'm sure you love them dearly... even if you don't love them enough to want any more of them.)

I have four piercings, so far, only one of which can be seen while I'm fully clothed.

I like pie. And waffles.


About you:

Beauty is common, but intelligence and a positive outlook are much less so. If you're more than just a pretty face, if you can make me laugh and if you can engage in an interesting conversation, I'd love to hear from you.

If you can teach me how to play my theremin, we NEED to get together!


Note: POF's instant messenger doesn't always agree with my computer, so don't be offended if I don't respond. Send me a regular message, instead. Thanks!

First Date
It really depends on the person and the situation. It could be a quick chat over coffee (iced tea for me, thanks), maybe a deep philosophical discussion (about why Radiohead's first three albums were brilliant, but everything they've done since then has sucked) over martinis or a bottle of wine, or perhaps an all night, no-holds-barred game of "truth or dare," accompanied by tequila shots, with Reverend Horton Heat on the stereo while Fellini's Satyricon plays, muted, on the tv. Just so long as we have an opportunity to get to know each other...




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