Update: I just published my second book: "Who Really Goes to Hell --- The Gospel You've Never Heard" find out more at www.WhoReallyGoesToHell.com
I was the lead role in a prominent 1990's drama about the perils of eating undercooked chicken. I invested my fortune in Jolly Ranchers just before the world-wide Jolly Rancher market went south. So now I am picking up the pieces of my life here in Charlottesville. I run underground tic-tac-toe tournaments for cash at night, but I teach at a school during the day to support my crack cocaine habit.
I am a senior editor for a nationwide educational software company, and I also write. The former I get paid for...the latter not (yet).
I don't know why this place doesn't allow you to select multiple types of relationships. I am interested in meeting knew "hanging buddies," or short-term dating, or long-term dating, or whatever suits your fancy. In terms of long term relationships, I am looking for spiritually minded people who are open to examining their own beliefs. I am a Christian, but I believe the modern Christian church has misinterpreted some key portions of the bible. So one should not read too much into my religious interests: ask me instead!
I have a broad sense of humor. Mostly anywhere there is irony, humor can be found.
I think you can judge a person's sense of humor and other important facets by knowing his or her favorite movies. Here are a list of mine: Mememto, Fight Club, American Beauty, Zoolander, Big Lebowski, 12 monkeys, Spirited Away, Boondock Saints, L.A. Confidential, Usual Suspects, Beetlejuice, Breakfast Club, Groundhog Day, Galaxy Quest, Princess Bride, Naked Lunch, Lost Highway, Videodrome.
I also like Homestarrunner and the TV Series Dead Like Me.
You get bonus points if you play sports or like to sing.
Four important non-spiritual things I am looking for:
a) Someone who gets and appreciates my sense of humor.
b) Someone who is honest, and actually can handle someone else being honest with her.
c) Someone who is not overly large. Call it shallow, call it whatever you want...but if you are 5'6" and 180 pounds, we probably are not going to work.
d) Someone who is laid back about most things. Most people take things far too serioustly, except those few things that actually should be taken seriously [honesty, God, pesto], which they tend to ignore.
If any of the following are particularly important to you, you might wish to drop me a line:
a) A really nice backrub
b) A guy who will actually tell you the truth [whether or not you want to hear it]
c) Smart guys
One last thing...the picture shown does not accurately portray the fact that my hair is thinning on top. Not much I can do about that. I drank 2 gallons of Rogaine and all it did was give me the hiccups...it tasted like lemonade bubbled through stale laughter, if you are familar with that drink.
My perfect first date involves talking over coffee long enough to convince you that I am not an axe murderer [or perhaps I am, but only on Tuesdays]. Then we would go to one of our places ot cook chicken pesto stromboli, unless you are vegetarian...in which case spinach could be used instead. Stromboli takes a while to make and cook, which would us plenty of time to share our favorite music with one another while trading sarcastic humor.
After dinner, gelato from Splendoras would be nice, or a backrub if you are laid back enough to accept such a thing on a first date.
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