"Don't try and explain it, Lister. I don't know why I'm even surprised. Everyone always leaves me in the end. Girls, parents... I had a pet lemming once. I loved that little lemming. I built him a little wall so he could hurl himself over it. He didn't want for anything. I'll never forget one Christmas I put my finger in his cage to give him some mince pie. He bit me! He sunk his teeth right into my fingers and wouldn't let go. In the end I had to smash his brains out against the wall. That little lemming broke my heart. The little git completely ruined my helicopter wallpaper."
- Rimmer (Red Dwarf)
Note to all horny webcammers and Americans. The answer is NO. Jog on.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Hmm. Well for a first date I like meeting up for a drink in a friendly pub or a walk on the beach. My ideal nite would be chilling watching a good movie then staying up all nite just talking and getting to know each other oohrah
Saying that, I certainly wouldn't put up a struggle if one of you fine outstanding guys suggested some kind of motorsport event... Monaco anyone??? :P