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| About | Non-smoker with Thin body type | City | Glasgow Scotland | ||
| Details | 25 year old Man, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Aquarius with Brown hair | ||
| Intent | JaffaDeLancia is looking for a relationship. | Education | Some college | ||
| Personality | Geek | Profession | Typical student bum |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Green | |
| Do you have a car? | No | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Under 1 year |
About Me
Web development student. Hardcore fanatic, and creator, of music, discerning enough to not include the 80s. Geek. Reformed gaming addict. Attendee of festivals that aren't T in the Pants (they do exist, Google it or something). Victim of what I call 'excess' intelligence (it's actually a curse). Shortarse (complete with obligatory chip on shoulder). Overly frequent user of brackets (who can blame me, they rock). Ally of the likeminded. Somewhat balanced cynic. Follower of tennis above all other sports. Stubborn twat, who will thus win any argument, ever. Thrower of killer shapes. Hater of football, bandwagons, clichés and many other things they expect you to favour. Sucker for good humour. Condemner of barbies, ladettes, contracept-o-phobes, Rihanna wannabes, golddiggers and YOLO-bots. Pitifully awkward social retard. Owner of an open enough mind to accept most things before writing them off. Sarcastic barsteward. Deviator from most things you'd call norms. Niche interest (?). Guy attempting to somehow sound interesting... unsuccessfully.
I find myself wondering why I'm still here. To provide those who believe the usual fairytale bullcrap with a stopgap of entertainment until someone taller/richer/cooler/smoother-talking/more talented/more mysterious/more buff steps in, to hit a bar that's set so high, Patrick Moore could never find it (RIP dude)? Yay. I would tell the reader not to 'judge books by their covers' but alas, I can understand why Stephen King's works don't come in pink. I look forward to reading more suck-up drivel about how one's 'honesty' is so well appreciated or whatever, from another chancer with no intention of acknowledging your existence for more than a week. I only like cool people, and I figure if I'm to weed the rest out I'd rather it was sooner than later. You know who you are, and I'm onto you, so shoo. Basically, if you like your men with more issues than the Wall Street Journal and more baggage than Heathrow in a monsoon, then it's totez your lucky day bbz. Peace.
-Bx
I find myself wondering why I'm still here. To provide those who believe the usual fairytale bullcrap with a stopgap of entertainment until someone taller/richer/cooler/smoother-talking/more talented/more mysterious/more buff steps in, to hit a bar that's set so high, Patrick Moore could never find it (RIP dude)? Yay. I would tell the reader not to 'judge books by their covers' but alas, I can understand why Stephen King's works don't come in pink. I look forward to reading more suck-up drivel about how one's 'honesty' is so well appreciated or whatever, from another chancer with no intention of acknowledging your existence for more than a week. I only like cool people, and I figure if I'm to weed the rest out I'd rather it was sooner than later. You know who you are, and I'm onto you, so shoo. Basically, if you like your men with more issues than the Wall Street Journal and more baggage than Heathrow in a monsoon, then it's totez your lucky day bbz. Peace.
-Bx
First Date
Somewhere that allows the female to fully implement the inevitable escape strategy, for one reason or another. Hey, at least you can't say I'm not a gentleman.
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