Read the headline...I'm serious about it. I am a die hard 49ers fan and I always will be. If you're a Cowboys fan, you're a w*****!
I'm Crystal. I am 30. I have a 11 year old son. His name is Casey. I guarantee you, he is THE biggest 11 year old you will ever meet. He's 6'1" and wears a size 14 shoe. No one EVER believes me he's only 11. We honestly think he could be a pro football player one day (as long as it's the 49ers, lol). He's protective of me and if you mess with his momma, you mess with him, lol. He is THE center of my existence. He is the reason why I was put on this Earth and my purpose in life. If you can't handle the love that a mother has for her child or aren't confident enough in yourself to accept this, then please move on. Have I bragged enough about my kiddo yet? lol. I DO talk about other things besides him, haha...
My other love is my 80lb. Belgian Malinois, Tank. He is THE best dog ever! He never barks, never has accidents in the house, is gentle with smaller animals and makes sure that he protects his family. He only chews up bags of Sour Patch Kids, which I can live with. I don't LIKE it because they are MY SOUR PATCH KIDS, but if that's his only problem, I can deal with it.
Anyway, I worked in the I.T. field for the last 9 years (the last 6 with one company), but my department was laid off, so I'm currently seeking other employment. I don't think that I want to stay in the IT Field though. I'm tired of sitting behind a computer. I'm trying to find the perfect job, that will keep me moving and allow me to meet lots of people. Even though I was laid off, I pay my own bills and nothing is past due. I recently paid off my car too. I'm so very proud of myself for that.
I am one of THE funniest people that I know. To understand my sense of humor, is to truly understand me. I have what most would call, a "bawdy" sense of humor w/ a no BS attitude. If a person is offended by my humor, then they truly do not know me. A good friend once said that it's "a complex and developed sense of humor, which is a real joy once somebody takes the time to understand (it). If they never get to experience your funny vulgar side, they miss out on that raw attraction you carry with you. You're not delicate, or soft, you're hardcore and you don't f**k around on anything in life."
I'm straight-forward and to the point. I don't beat around the bush and I don't bulls**t around. I don't have time for it and I won't deal with someone who is going to waste my time either. I want things to be flat-out honest. Don't disrespect me by lying about crap. I'm not into it and I don't have the time for it. Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours. I'm a big girl. I can handle the truth, regardless of what it is. Be a decent human being, grow a pair, man/woman up, speak the truth and stop playing frigging games.
If you hate when it rains, then we probably won't get along lol. I LOVE the rain! I love everything about it and I wish it would rain every single day! I swear to God, I think I was a duck in a previous life! haha.
I'm very eclectic and my likes and dislikes range on a very wide spectrum. I love music...All types! I love everything from Creedence Clearwater Revival to Bob Marley to Elton John to Kings of Leon to Chicago to Eminem. I literally will listen to almost ANY genre of music that is put to my ears, and I will probably enjoy it! I really like...Country (gotten really into Texas Red Dirt music a lot over the last few years), Oldies, Rock, Alternative, etc. I especially love Oldies and Country. I love going out for karaoke, and I consider myself to have a decent voice. I like beer, especially stouts and lagers, but I also love fruity, girly drinks too. I'm a chick that is actually into sports. I've played sports throughout my entire life and feel that they are essential in a person's development and understanding of life. I am a die hard 49ers fan! I don't care how much I love a person, I WILL NEVER root for your team if your team is playing my Niners. Period. If by the grace of God, my son ever DID play professional football and somehow was drafted to the 49ers. (complete long shot, I know, lol), my dream is to live in San Francisco and have season tickets to the 49ers games. I also love the Cubs. I have since I was 9. Obviously, I'm loyal as you can see. I also like the Tampa Bay Lightning and Jimmie Johnson (I was a fan since his Rookie year. No bandwagon here).
I KNOW what I want in life, but I want it with the right person. I have not found him yet. I really want to find a best friend who I can fall in love with in the long run. If you make me laugh, and are willing to have no shame to be humorous, I'll probably like you even more. I don't mean by being rude or disrespectful, but just not caring about what others think is funny or not. I'm a sucker for a funny guy with a GREAT smile and laugh. The respect thing...If you lack it, I'm not going to take it. I'll walk. You can be yourself and have a**hole tendencies (everyone does), but at the same time, still know the meaning of RESPECT. I have yet to be treated the way that I feel that I deserve. I know the type of person that I want, and although I'm not too picky, I'm not going to put up with someone who treats me like his girlfriend only at his convenience. I've had that, and its disrespectful. One of my main concerns, is that this man will be a positive influence in my son's life. My son is a part of me. A relationship with me, is also a relationship with my son. If that's a turn off, then so be it. Thanks.
As far as a first date, I would just want to go somewhere where there was not a lot of distractions. I do not believe that a movie is a good choice for a first date because you really do not get a chance to talk and get to know one another. Maybe mini-golf, or a coffee shop, or dinner. Nothing too extreme. Another thing, it may just be me, or I may be right, but I believe that if you ask someone out, you should make the plans. Don't ask someone to "hang out" if you haven't really planned things. WOMEN LOVED TO BE SURPRISED!!! I would HONESTLY be blown away if a guy said, "I have planned a wonderful night for us, here's what we're gonna go do...(Fill in the blank)"
Oh yea, and I'd like it if someone could teach me how to dance!!! lol.