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darklightning : Does this Kool Aid taste funny to you?
About Non-Smoker with Thin body type City Toronto Ontario
Details 42 year old Man, 5' 6" (168 cm), Buddhist Ethnicity Asian Virgo with Black hair


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I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Profession student right now Do you have children? No
Education Bachelors degree Do you have a car? Yes


Relationship


Relationship History The longest relationship darklightning has been in was over years long.

About Me
In my leisure time, I like to harass door-to-door Jehovah's witnesses with the Satan option (better dental benefits). I also occasionally pelt eggs at Hell's Angels passing by.

In facing life, I lunge one foot in front of the other with firm quasi-Nietzschean determination into the Abyss. (Mostly, what results is a lot of thrashing, but I'm convinced it'll turn into a dance one day that I can sell to teenagers somehow.)
You would think boldness would be rewarded by the universe and wisdom would have accrued. Really, the only counsel I can offer is to avoid the hot sauce at burrito places -- it can send you into another dimension.

First Date
Well, lots of se-- whoa, was that an outside thought?
Yeah, as I was saying, lots of serious discussion regarding the laggard state of public opinion in tackling climate... [snores] No seriously, that one is wrapped up because of the exponential rate of solar nanotech development; the Earth will do fine.
Don't worry about the place for a first date; just dress up. If you ever find yourself overdressed for any occasion, just use Jack Donaghy's line: "It's after six. What am I, a farmer?"



Mail Settings
To send a message to darklightning you MUST meet the following criteria:
Female
Age between 18 and 99.
Live within 75 miles.
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke
darklightning has 2 roses that can be sent.
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