| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Vancouver British Columbia | |
| Details | 38 year old Man, 5' 11" (180 cm), Christian - other | Ethnicity | Caucasian Virgo with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | Finance Professional | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Bachelors degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent Teedubb is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Teedubb has been in was over 4 years long. |
About Me
First off, I'm not trying to insult anyone but when you think about it, how many times have you read, "I love the outdoors, summer days, spending time by the lake etc."? Haha..seriously?? Does that even need to be stated? Are there actually people out there that hate trees, fresh air and sunshine? Has our community suddenly become overrun with botanically sensitive, hyper-allergic albinos?
Secondly, in the "I am looking for" section, it came down to "long term" and "dating," but I feel like it has to start with a date. It's like asking somebody who just entered a restaurant if they're there for "a table" or "to eat."
A few things about me:
I have a great rapport with border guards.
Favorite book: The Monster at the End of this Book. The ending gets me every time.
I’m Captain of my Duck-Duck-Goose team (we made the playoffs this year!!!)
I have no felony priors, outstanding warrants, DUIs or restraining orders.
I don't own a knife or sword collection.
I don't play videogames. (okay maybe a little Rock Band from time to time and only if I get to play guitar and have it on the “easy” setting)
I have no 'outpatient conditions'.
I don't wear gold chains, pinkie rings, or big watches with shiny metal bands.
I firmly believe that a man should NEVER dance to the song “Single Ladies”
I listen to everything (You name it, I listen to it) and I like almost anything performed live…..Except maybe drum circles.
Kids and animals often like me. And I love kids and animals.
I'll never ask you for a personal loan.
I can cook a meal on my own without reading instructions.
I don't need to watch ALL of Spike Channel's, "24 Hour Seinfeld Marathon". Just most of it.
I would not insist on watching a football game instead of conversing with you about why your cat is treating you so badly.......as long as it’s not the playoffs.
If I had a choice between wrestling a grizzly bear and winning the lottery, I would choose winning the lottery.
They're/Their/There. Your/you're. It's not rocket science.
I hate long profiles and I think people who write them are dorks. Super hot sexy dorks.
About You:
You are not averse to self-deprecating humor. You are self-sufficient. You have good communication skills. You have a knack of reading men accurately. You have ideals, opinions, passions, appetites, and hobbies. You can also drive a getaway car if required.
***Please note*** I’m not into messaging back & forth for weeks with no intention of eventually meeting. You can only judge someone’s character when you have had the opportunity to look in their eyes.
One final thought: Have you ever noticed that a duck’s opinion of you is based entirely on whether or not you have bread?
Secondly, in the "I am looking for" section, it came down to "long term" and "dating," but I feel like it has to start with a date. It's like asking somebody who just entered a restaurant if they're there for "a table" or "to eat."
A few things about me:
I have a great rapport with border guards.
Favorite book: The Monster at the End of this Book. The ending gets me every time.
I’m Captain of my Duck-Duck-Goose team (we made the playoffs this year!!!)
I have no felony priors, outstanding warrants, DUIs or restraining orders.
I don't own a knife or sword collection.
I don't play videogames. (okay maybe a little Rock Band from time to time and only if I get to play guitar and have it on the “easy” setting)
I have no 'outpatient conditions'.
I don't wear gold chains, pinkie rings, or big watches with shiny metal bands.
I firmly believe that a man should NEVER dance to the song “Single Ladies”
I listen to everything (You name it, I listen to it) and I like almost anything performed live…..Except maybe drum circles.
Kids and animals often like me. And I love kids and animals.
I'll never ask you for a personal loan.
I can cook a meal on my own without reading instructions.
I don't need to watch ALL of Spike Channel's, "24 Hour Seinfeld Marathon". Just most of it.
I would not insist on watching a football game instead of conversing with you about why your cat is treating you so badly.......as long as it’s not the playoffs.
If I had a choice between wrestling a grizzly bear and winning the lottery, I would choose winning the lottery.
They're/Their/There. Your/you're. It's not rocket science.
I hate long profiles and I think people who write them are dorks. Super hot sexy dorks.
About You:
You are not averse to self-deprecating humor. You are self-sufficient. You have good communication skills. You have a knack of reading men accurately. You have ideals, opinions, passions, appetites, and hobbies. You can also drive a getaway car if required.
***Please note*** I’m not into messaging back & forth for weeks with no intention of eventually meeting. You can only judge someone’s character when you have had the opportunity to look in their eyes.
One final thought: Have you ever noticed that a duck’s opinion of you is based entirely on whether or not you have bread?
First Date
Ah yes, the interview date......I'll bring my resume and you can make little notes while I ramble endlessly about myself. Then the Starbucks Barista will yell "SWITCH" really loud, and then of course it's my turn to grill you. OK, forget that idea.
First off it would have to be in a public place, obviously, because for all I know you could be a Vietnamese organ thief. First dates should be kept simple, like a snowball fight or stealing a police car, but I have a strict rule which mandates that first dates should NEVER go any further than an erotic massage.
Second date (assuming there is one): Wheels, map, and tank of gas (or two). Sunglasses, poor singing-voices, and wind between toes out window optional.
First off it would have to be in a public place, obviously, because for all I know you could be a Vietnamese organ thief. First dates should be kept simple, like a snowball fight or stealing a police car, but I have a strict rule which mandates that first dates should NEVER go any further than an erotic massage.
Second date (assuming there is one): Wheels, map, and tank of gas (or two). Sunglasses, poor singing-voices, and wind between toes out window optional.
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