| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | edmonton Alberta | |
| Details | 24 year old Man, 6' 1" (185 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Virgo with Blond hair | |
| Intent | themindlessfool is looking for a relationship. | |||
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | No | Do you want children? | Prefer Not To Say | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | Socially | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | prefer not to say | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Bachelors degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Relationship History The longest relationship themindlessfool has been in was over 2 years long. |
About Me
The Fool's Guide to a Successful First Date
A first date, according to a study I read somewhere a few months ago, is one of the most stressful situations for a human being to put themselves in. Many have simply not mastered the fine art of mating. Well, I'm here to help. Follow these tips and you'll have a great first date and be on your way to the kind of relationship most people (most other people) can only dream about.
Brag
Early and often. This may go against your modest and polite nature, but you know what? Your polite and modest nature is going to leave you alone and desperate, drinking bacteria-infested water out of some creek in the middle of a Michigan forest.
Now some will complain, "But I don't have anything worth bragging about!" To this, I say "Nonsense!" Everyone can brag. Sit down and make a list of all your accomplishments, no matter how small and seemingly inconsequential. Did you graduate college? There you go. Only high school? Brag about it! Less than high school? Let's find something else to talk about!
"I can beat Super Mario Bros. in less than eight minutes."
"I was voted MVP of my T-ball team."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
All of these make fine and decent brags, certain to impress your date and set the stage for a wonderful evening.
Tell an Uncomfortable Truth
Most people go out on a first date with the idea of "putting their best foot forward". Well, if you keep putting your best foot forward, you're going to wind up at a home for retired circus clowns, sucking down Jamaican ginger extract and slathering greasepaint on your old, wrinkled face. Not only is honesty the best policy on a first date, uncomfortably frank honesty will show your date you trust them and will engender a deeper connection. Some examples:
"I have an incurable foot fungus."
"Sometimes I poop in my cat's litter box."
"I have an unopened bottle of Crystal Pepsi I'm planning to drink when I lose my virginity."
Feel free to improvise with your own.
Forge a Bond
You might think it's impossible to forge a real bond on a first date. You might also find yourself sifting through camel dung in your later years, looking for something edible and moist as you make your way across the vast Arabian desert.
One of the easiest ways to make an instant connection is through the use of magic. Invite your date to think of a two-digit number between 1 and 50. When they have the number, do a little wave of your hand and guess, "37." Most of the time you'll be right, and your date will be utterly taken aback by the psychic connection you share. If the number was not 37, grumble, "Well, the trick only works with smart people." This will leave your date feeling ignorant and defenseless, possibly bringing them down to your league.
Specific Advice
You're probably saying, "Come on, Fool, isn't this enough? How am I going to remember all this?" You'll also probably be saying, "Hear ye, hear ye," as you accept a job as a town crier at Fort Edmonton just a few days shy of your 80th birthday, you sad, pathetic loser.
Guys/Girls: Flip a coin to see who pays for dinner. If you win, lucky you! If they win, tough break, sucker.
Girls: Take off a shoe and place it on the dinner table just before dessert. Say, "I'll be your Cinderella."
Straight Guys: Research one topic for a week straight before your date. You can then talk over your date's head for most of the meal, which will subconsciously remind them that, as a man, you are naturally smarter than her.
Everyone: Spend at least 1/3 of the meal repeating the phrase, "I could have made all of this at home for much less money." Increase percentage to 1/2 if the dinner costs more than $100.
Guys: Place a condom in your wallet. "Accidentally" let them glimpse it when you pay the bill. If they arent looking, mention it directly.
Gay Guys: Casually mention that you've had sex with so many guys this month that you're sure your AIDS test results are no longer valid. Guys like a sense of risk and adventure.
Getting a Second Date
Truthfully, I don't have a lot of experience in this area. Feel free to offer your own suggestions.
A first date, according to a study I read somewhere a few months ago, is one of the most stressful situations for a human being to put themselves in. Many have simply not mastered the fine art of mating. Well, I'm here to help. Follow these tips and you'll have a great first date and be on your way to the kind of relationship most people (most other people) can only dream about.
Brag
Early and often. This may go against your modest and polite nature, but you know what? Your polite and modest nature is going to leave you alone and desperate, drinking bacteria-infested water out of some creek in the middle of a Michigan forest.
Now some will complain, "But I don't have anything worth bragging about!" To this, I say "Nonsense!" Everyone can brag. Sit down and make a list of all your accomplishments, no matter how small and seemingly inconsequential. Did you graduate college? There you go. Only high school? Brag about it! Less than high school? Let's find something else to talk about!
"I can beat Super Mario Bros. in less than eight minutes."
"I was voted MVP of my T-ball team."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
All of these make fine and decent brags, certain to impress your date and set the stage for a wonderful evening.
Tell an Uncomfortable Truth
Most people go out on a first date with the idea of "putting their best foot forward". Well, if you keep putting your best foot forward, you're going to wind up at a home for retired circus clowns, sucking down Jamaican ginger extract and slathering greasepaint on your old, wrinkled face. Not only is honesty the best policy on a first date, uncomfortably frank honesty will show your date you trust them and will engender a deeper connection. Some examples:
"I have an incurable foot fungus."
"Sometimes I poop in my cat's litter box."
"I have an unopened bottle of Crystal Pepsi I'm planning to drink when I lose my virginity."
Feel free to improvise with your own.
Forge a Bond
You might think it's impossible to forge a real bond on a first date. You might also find yourself sifting through camel dung in your later years, looking for something edible and moist as you make your way across the vast Arabian desert.
One of the easiest ways to make an instant connection is through the use of magic. Invite your date to think of a two-digit number between 1 and 50. When they have the number, do a little wave of your hand and guess, "37." Most of the time you'll be right, and your date will be utterly taken aback by the psychic connection you share. If the number was not 37, grumble, "Well, the trick only works with smart people." This will leave your date feeling ignorant and defenseless, possibly bringing them down to your league.
Specific Advice
You're probably saying, "Come on, Fool, isn't this enough? How am I going to remember all this?" You'll also probably be saying, "Hear ye, hear ye," as you accept a job as a town crier at Fort Edmonton just a few days shy of your 80th birthday, you sad, pathetic loser.
Guys/Girls: Flip a coin to see who pays for dinner. If you win, lucky you! If they win, tough break, sucker.
Girls: Take off a shoe and place it on the dinner table just before dessert. Say, "I'll be your Cinderella."
Straight Guys: Research one topic for a week straight before your date. You can then talk over your date's head for most of the meal, which will subconsciously remind them that, as a man, you are naturally smarter than her.
Everyone: Spend at least 1/3 of the meal repeating the phrase, "I could have made all of this at home for much less money." Increase percentage to 1/2 if the dinner costs more than $100.
Guys: Place a condom in your wallet. "Accidentally" let them glimpse it when you pay the bill. If they arent looking, mention it directly.
Gay Guys: Casually mention that you've had sex with so many guys this month that you're sure your AIDS test results are no longer valid. Guys like a sense of risk and adventure.
Getting a Second Date
Truthfully, I don't have a lot of experience in this area. Feel free to offer your own suggestions.
First Date
Now for something serious and a little information about myself:
First off lets get something cleared up - This profile generates an illusion of fantasy, I have my moments, but please dont hold on to any expectations that im "funny" all the time. In truth im a rather opinionated guy who loves to write, alot of the time I have the tendency to come across as "harsh" - that said it doesnt take much coxing to get the sarcastic humor out.
Anyone interested in me must; at the very least, be 420 friendly.
I hate labels, and something that continues to annoy me is the "gay" habit of describing yourself as "str8- acting/Masc. Because all it does is emphasize one of two things: Your either a gym nut with very little personality and a low self esteem stemming from your sexuality, or you have some deranged and deluded opinion that every gay guy is effeminate. Either way its borderline insulting.
I am an unashamed nerd/geek/"insert generic label for what society defines as un-cool" I play games, I watch star trek and BSG,and almost anything fantasy will peak my attention. Is this all to my personality? no. But it is a rather large part, and something I tend to look for in potential dates, after all we all look for someone to share our respective common interests. At the very least you must be open to all things "geeky".
I AM HORRIBLE AT ONLINE DATING, I routinely forget to reply to messages - this can make me come across as "stand-off-ish", but in reality im just slightly ditsy when it comes to these things, so please if i dont reply BUG me.
That said, my headline still stands, really unoriginal messages wont get a response, for the pure and simple reason that: Ive put alot of effort into this profile, and have given you ample content to compose a message, if your not willing to put the effort in, and use what ive given you, why should I put the effort into composing a response? .
First off lets get something cleared up - This profile generates an illusion of fantasy, I have my moments, but please dont hold on to any expectations that im "funny" all the time. In truth im a rather opinionated guy who loves to write, alot of the time I have the tendency to come across as "harsh" - that said it doesnt take much coxing to get the sarcastic humor out.
Anyone interested in me must; at the very least, be 420 friendly.
I hate labels, and something that continues to annoy me is the "gay" habit of describing yourself as "str8- acting/Masc. Because all it does is emphasize one of two things: Your either a gym nut with very little personality and a low self esteem stemming from your sexuality, or you have some deranged and deluded opinion that every gay guy is effeminate. Either way its borderline insulting.
I am an unashamed nerd/geek/"insert generic label for what society defines as un-cool" I play games, I watch star trek and BSG,and almost anything fantasy will peak my attention. Is this all to my personality? no. But it is a rather large part, and something I tend to look for in potential dates, after all we all look for someone to share our respective common interests. At the very least you must be open to all things "geeky".
I AM HORRIBLE AT ONLINE DATING, I routinely forget to reply to messages - this can make me come across as "stand-off-ish", but in reality im just slightly ditsy when it comes to these things, so please if i dont reply BUG me.
That said, my headline still stands, really unoriginal messages wont get a response, for the pure and simple reason that: Ive put alot of effort into this profile, and have given you ample content to compose a message, if your not willing to put the effort in, and use what ive given you, why should I put the effort into composing a response? .
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