I'm 27 years old and I work as a firefighter for an automotive company which basically means I get to sit around and goof off (until something happens, then it's go time).
Who Am I?
I'm a very artsy person. I write, draw, paint, sing and take photographs.
If that last line has you rolling your eyes, don't worry. I also drive fast, refuse to take sh*t from anyone, and am generally an ***hole, but you know... the fun kind that's impossible to hate. If life were a movie, I'd be a villain. The villain you root for...
I've always been completely compelled by my emotions to engage in risky behaviour. Sometimes this gets me into trouble, often this gets me into fun. ;)
Dates shouldn't be awkward, they should be hilarious... and maybe sexy.
I'm the guy who is perfectly comfortable making the first move; whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you up against a wall and making out with you HARD... in the rain.
I read a LOT, mostly about history and philosophy.
If we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence." Don't worry, if you're nervous, I'll just tease you.
I have a completely orange dog named Blaze. He has big brown eyes (just like me) and loves women (also just like me).
I'm not looking for a trophy girlfriend, I'm much more interested in personality. You don't have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model... please prove to me that you're ALL not bat sh*t crazy.
Hmmm what else...
I'm from Windsor, an avid outdoorsman and I'd love to live near the ocean on the east coast. I think I'll end up buying my own Caribbean Island and build a tree house. Until then, my immediate goal is to live on a sailboat and explore the Great Lakes.
I'm not taking this too seriously. I don't play mind games nor do I placate low self-esteem. Until you impress me I will probably treat you like my bratty little sister.
P.S.: If I send you a message that seems strange then I'm probably just bored and screwing with you. But also maybe I'm interested, it depends on how funny your reply is.
How about I roll you up in a carpet and ship you to Greece? We could drive scooters through the countryside drinking wine and eating cheese, dress up in costumes, paint the sea and film the whole thing! I will make you my Mediterranean princess haha!
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