| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | swindon Uk | |
| Details | 45 year old Man, 5' 8" (173 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | Pet Detective | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some university | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent ukmikk is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship ukmikk has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Friendly, caring, loyal, considerate, fit, affectionate, and not too bad to look at..(in the dark, after a few drinks.. heh heh) A bit sarcastic at times, which I probably shouldn't..
Likes... walks/bike rides in the country, channel 4, AC/DC, Nightwish, tea, eating out, drunken nights out, roller coasters, squirrels and other animals..
Dislikes... narcissism, describing yourself as 'bubbly' or 'sassy', eastenders, 'celebrity' anything, cars with no roof, rich good looking successful blokes (b*stards!), lonely Sundays, bunny boilers..
Ideal lady.. loving, caring, loyal, affectionate, cuddly and busty, likes a cuddle... and not too bad to look at (in the dark,after a few drinks..)
Thanks for looking, be good and have a great day.
And finally... if you're still here, a gag..
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out,
"Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Adam?", The Lord replies.
"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded
me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm
just not happy."
"Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply from the heavens.
"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and
all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."
"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a
'woman' for you."
"What's a 'woman', Lord?"
"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and
beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent
that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will
be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and
how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and
earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire.
She will be the perfect companion for you.", replies the heavenly
voice.
"Sounds great."
"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies.
"She'll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle."
"Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and
concern on his face.
Finally Adam asks the Lord, "Uh, what can I get for a rib?"
Its the way I tell 'em..
Likes... walks/bike rides in the country, channel 4, AC/DC, Nightwish, tea, eating out, drunken nights out, roller coasters, squirrels and other animals..
Dislikes... narcissism, describing yourself as 'bubbly' or 'sassy', eastenders, 'celebrity' anything, cars with no roof, rich good looking successful blokes (b*stards!), lonely Sundays, bunny boilers..
Ideal lady.. loving, caring, loyal, affectionate, cuddly and busty, likes a cuddle... and not too bad to look at (in the dark,after a few drinks..)
Thanks for looking, be good and have a great day.
And finally... if you're still here, a gag..
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out,
"Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Adam?", The Lord replies.
"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded
me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm
just not happy."
"Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply from the heavens.
"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and
all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."
"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a
'woman' for you."
"What's a 'woman', Lord?"
"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and
beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent
that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will
be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and
how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and
earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire.
She will be the perfect companion for you.", replies the heavenly
voice.
"Sounds great."
"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies.
"She'll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle."
"Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and
concern on his face.
Finally Adam asks the Lord, "Uh, what can I get for a rib?"
Its the way I tell 'em..
First Date
A country walk followed by a drink and a nice chat would be good for starters.
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