Well, this is the hardest thing to do, well i am originally from India, so if you are racist, don't need to read rest of it. I am tall, dark and some what good looking, funny, and extremely loyal, caring and affectionate to my girlfriend (of course, I don't have right now). Currently I am working as a Software Engineer and I tell you what, work suck. Go watch, Office Space if you don't believe me. Well rest of it, will let you know.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well, generally go out for dinner, since you can communicate with them. My favorate restaurant for first date is "Olive Garden", don't ask me why, otherwise just leave it on my date, what ever she wants to do.