My name is Chris and I'm a freelance animator who spends an embarrassing amount of time wishing I was superhero. I like being appreciative, and making jokes. I also like Samurai, Spider Man, and cartoons. I suffer from Sectoral Heterochromia. Asparagus is my favorite vegetable. I have aspirations to one day have my own show on the internet. I am my own number one fan. You'll almost never see me with a clean-shaven face because every time I've shaved my face in the past six years, someone has tried to sell me a stereo out of the back of their car. True story. Laughter is my best friend, and irony my arch nemesis. I have the uncanny ability to see conflicts from all sides, but because I look bad in tights I don't use my powers to fight crime.