Can I be your man?| About | Smokes often with Average body type | City | Kitchener Ontario | |
| Details | 44 year old Man, 5' 7" (170 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Capricorn with Mixed Color hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | Construction Tradesman | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | High School | Do you have a car? | N/A |
Relationship
Intent ChrisMallette wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship ChrisMallette has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
I AM single. Yay. Zero kids (although I love them), no ex-wives, no ex-girlfriend hassles. Very much baggage-free. Completely available. Limited time offer!
I take the bus.
I don't own a car. (as of now)
I am considered to be a great cook. My fridge is full and I definitely know my way around the kitchen (cooking...not dishes).
A sense of humor and optimism is important to me.
I'll try anything twice and maybe once more from a different angle.
I dislike arguments, so have managed to develop communications skills to avoid them. I'm an excellent negotiator.
I put the toilet seat down. Seriously.
I actually cry at movies (don't tell anyone).
Love movies and comedy (live or televised stand-up)
How about a walk in the park when it’s raining? The simple things are what makes life worth living.
I very much like affection like cuddling during a movie and holding hands.
I am very much an optimist and never grumpy.
I AM open to a long term relationship. The best way is to make friends then, if all goes well, maybe date.
Grumpy people need not apply.
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***********I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU**********
WILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST... you can ask me ONE question (only in my inbox). Any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, or wrong it is. I WILL answer no matter what. You have my FULL honesty, but i DARE you to put this on your profile and see what questions you get
I take the bus.
I don't own a car. (as of now)
I am considered to be a great cook. My fridge is full and I definitely know my way around the kitchen (cooking...not dishes).
A sense of humor and optimism is important to me.
I'll try anything twice and maybe once more from a different angle.
I dislike arguments, so have managed to develop communications skills to avoid them. I'm an excellent negotiator.
I put the toilet seat down. Seriously.
I actually cry at movies (don't tell anyone).
Love movies and comedy (live or televised stand-up)
How about a walk in the park when it’s raining? The simple things are what makes life worth living.
I very much like affection like cuddling during a movie and holding hands.
I am very much an optimist and never grumpy.
I AM open to a long term relationship. The best way is to make friends then, if all goes well, maybe date.
Grumpy people need not apply.
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***********I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU**********
WILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST... you can ask me ONE question (only in my inbox). Any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, or wrong it is. I WILL answer no matter what. You have my FULL honesty, but i DARE you to put this on your profile and see what questions you get
First Date
There's always so much to do. Doesn't matter, really, as long as it's not boring. Intelligent conversation and a sense of humor are a must. Just to spend time and laugh with someone you like is enough 4 me. Could be anything from a long walk together or a nice dinner or a friendly drink and a game of pool. Meeting at a Tim Horton’s or going to a movie is not at all a good idea for a first date. Not gonna get to know each-other in a movie theater(SSSHHHHH). Let's make it fun!!! We have the rest of our lives to go to the movies.
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I wrote the following last year and posted it here. The POF mods deleted it claiming it was against profile policy for some reason. I am going to post it again. I can only assume someone else copied it and claimed they wrote it. Not true. These are MY words.
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1st date
Tell me you like the "simple" things in life. You ARE deserving of roses but that's just old and un-original. I can be romantic but I may chose something like making my own flowers from the craft store out of polka dot cellophane paper. They also last forever.
I would probably skip the movie all together. Can't talk and get to know you in the theatre. Instead, we could go shoot a game of pool, talk, joke around and have a Bud and scarf down a greasy burger and nachos. I don't eat much fast food so a burger is a treat when I’m out and about. At another time, I can cook a nicer meal for you than the restaurant would serve.
Afterward, we could go dancing at a club or check out a live band (if things are still going well). Now I take you home in a taxi, walk you to your door. Give you a long sensual kiss good night (or not) then walk back to the taxi for my ride home.
All the while wishing you had invited me in for a nightcap but knowing that with patience and time, there will be another opportunity. We have the rest of our lives to get to know each other. ;)
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I wrote the following last year and posted it here. The POF mods deleted it claiming it was against profile policy for some reason. I am going to post it again. I can only assume someone else copied it and claimed they wrote it. Not true. These are MY words.
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1st date
Tell me you like the "simple" things in life. You ARE deserving of roses but that's just old and un-original. I can be romantic but I may chose something like making my own flowers from the craft store out of polka dot cellophane paper. They also last forever.
I would probably skip the movie all together. Can't talk and get to know you in the theatre. Instead, we could go shoot a game of pool, talk, joke around and have a Bud and scarf down a greasy burger and nachos. I don't eat much fast food so a burger is a treat when I’m out and about. At another time, I can cook a nicer meal for you than the restaurant would serve.
Afterward, we could go dancing at a club or check out a live band (if things are still going well). Now I take you home in a taxi, walk you to your door. Give you a long sensual kiss good night (or not) then walk back to the taxi for my ride home.
All the while wishing you had invited me in for a nightcap but knowing that with patience and time, there will be another opportunity. We have the rest of our lives to get to know each other. ;)
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 | What can I say about the Insl8r? Well from the first moment I spoke with him I knew he was "good people". Mean people suck and he couldn't be farther from it if he tried. In all honesty one of my most favorite people ever. Probably not enough space to say enough good things about someone with the best sense of humor, biggest heart, best friend to everyone one he knows. All that and probably the best profile pic on here! Anyone is lucky to know this guy as a friend or otherwise. Luv ya :-) |
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