Lanceftb5505: Do U deserve to have me open the door 4 U? Show me
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Puyallup, Washington
34 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Other
Caucasian, Capricorn
Lanceftb5505 is looking for a relationship.
Some college

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Italian

About Me
You clicked on my profile, Congrats. You must be looking for the ultimate bad boy!

I drive the biggest, baddest truck, and I take up 2 spots when I park
I chew with my mouth open
I have 2 face tattoos
I have a bottle opener on my belt buckle at all times! Never know when its time to crack a beer.
I don't always sing, but when I do. Its always either "I'm to sexy for my shirt" or "Its all about that bass"
I will not shave my hairy back
My favorite movie is White men cant jump (but i edited the movie. Now he could dunk, because i felt bad for him. Its much better now)
I can't swim
Everyone I greet, starts out with a "sup"
my favorite question is "do you even lift bro?" Follow up by the phrase "i workout!" Then i flex
I turn down for nothing
I always ghost ride my whip
I fist pump to every song
My goal in life is to keep the party going, and I aspire to be a party planner for underprivileged nerds.

Alright for real, do any girls actually read this, or do you just look at the pics, see if you are attracted to me and go from there?

All of the above is not true, well except for one thing. Can you figure it out?

Okay, a little about me that is true. I am a bit sarcastic (as if you couldn't tell)
I am athletic
I love to cook (if we cook together in my kitchen, we are gonna be doing some dancing too. Don't be making fun of my apron either)
I have 3 younger sisters, and I am protective of the people I care about.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I am the guy, don't worry. I will take care of it.

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