You clicked on my profile, Congrats. You must be looking for the ultimate bad boy!
I drive the biggest, baddest truck, and I take up 2 spots when I park
I chew with my mouth open
I have 2 face tattoos
I have a bottle opener on my belt buckle at all times! Never know when its time to crack a beer.
I don't always sing, but when I do. Its always "I'm to sexy for my shirt"
I will not shave my hairy back
My favorite movie is White men cant jump (but i edited the movie. Now he could dunk, because i felt bad for him. Its much better now)
I can't swim
Everyone I greet, starts out with a "sup"
my favorite question is "do you even lift bro?" Follow up by the phrase "i workout!" Then i flex
I turn down for nothing
I always ghost ride my whip
I fist pump to every song
My goal in life is to keep the party going, and I aspire to be a party planner for underprivileged nerds.
Alright for real, do any girls actually read this, or do you just look at the pics, see if you are attracted to me and go from there?
All of the above is not true, well except for one thing. Can you figure it out?
Okay, a little about me that is true. I am a bit sarcastic (as if you couldn't tell)
I am athletic
I love to cook (if we cook together in my kitchen, we are gonna be doing some dancing too. Don't be making fun of my apron either)
I have 3 younger sisters, and I am protective of the people I care about.