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blattimus The Big Mouth Bass: Looking for cute girl to eat mutton with
About Non-Smoker with Average body type City Kerrisdale - e van 4 ever British Columbia
Details 41 year old Man, 6' 0" (183 cm), Non-Religious Ethnicity Caucasian Scorpio with Brown hair


dating


I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Hazel
Profession Carpenter Do you have children? No
Education Some college Do you have a car? Yes


Relationship

Intent blattimus is looking for a relationship.

Relationship History The longest relationship blattimus has been in was over 3 years long.

Interests
 
StuffThingsMaking funny nose noises
Lurking in cafesLaughing really hardSilliness
Shiny thingsLeather ThingsSnowboarding
Sleeping inCoffeeAnime
Takashi MiikePlaying with kidsMovies
MusicDigital watchesTools
Driving fastmaking thingsTom Waits
Stanley KubrickNew shoes

About Me
Wow. I haven't updated this in over a year. Well I'll get to that, but lots of stuff up in the air, and going around in circles, so it may take some time to properly describe it.

ps (at the beginning of the profile, as some may not read to the end) : If you don't have a profile pic I probably won't respond, as it's only fair, I have pictures up, and would like to see who I am talking to, and you may
a. not be attractive to me, or b. so ridiculously good looking that you'd never want to go out with a guy like me. I may possibly be missing fabulous and attractive women due to this, but that's how it is.

Well, I'm a mellow fellow, work for a living, enjoy snowboarding in the winter, love music all the time, slacking sometimes. I'm intelligent, in good shape, and shower regularly.

I'm looking for a woman who doesn't wear too much makeup.. and doesn't talk too much about clothes... and likes to laugh.. and smells good.. and likes doing things, but likes doing nothing and being mellow sometimes.

Does that sound vague? : p


General list of dating guidelines to reduce unworkable situations:
Nobody over a bridge from me -- that's a pretty long drive in rush hour... an extension of my "no long distance" rule
Nobody who can't touch their big toe to their nose -- that's not some sex thing, more like personality test..
Nobody who uses the words "Yaletown," "loves sports," or "rock hard abs" in their description of perfect mate.

New rule: no girls who wear sweat suits with stuff (like 'juicy') written on the butt.

Oh ya, and if your pics show you wearing a white cowboy hat in a line of girls in white cowboy hats (???), snogging with your girlfriend, or holding a rat dog to your face, it probably won't work either. Heeh hee.

Well, you might have to be fairly offbeat with an active sense of humor to deal with me, though I do have long lists of good qualities... I'm still working on those lists. :p

Well, they're not firm rules, and are often bent, but are good guidelines.

Biggest fears:
Underpants gnomes
Manbearpig
Snow snakes

Latest wisdom:
Everything happens for a reason. Well, except for horrible accidents.
If you die in a dream, you do not die in real life. However if you pee in a dream, you do pee in your bed in real life.
Also remember: life is short, if you spend too much time stopping to smell the roses, you might miss it.


First Date
Let's see... get a drink or a coffee.. that way there's opportunity for either person to hightail it if they want. :p Then maybe a walk or another drink and some flirting. Hopefully by the end of this date, both people will be clear whether they want another date. A little moonlight-induced euphoria is always a good thing



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To send a message to blattimus you MUST meet the following criteria:
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
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