| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Canada/u.S.A. - Ontario | |
| Details | 28 year old Man, 5' 11" (180 cm), Catholic | Ethnicity | Middle Eastern Virgo with Black hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Yes | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Hazel | |
| Profession | lots of good $tuff | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some university | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent fasandsons is actively seeking a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship fasandsons has been in was under 1 year. |
Interests
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About Me
**Instant messages don't seem to work for me, better to send a message**
let's just say I'm an enigma wraped in an enigma placed in a Wal-Mart shopping bag.
Tips for singles.....
- Never buy in bulk, who are you going to share all those strawberries and whipped cream with before they go bad?
- NEVER go shopping at IKEA........way too many couples enjoying themselves through gentle kisses and hand-holding, as they discuss the nuansses of decorating a home, lol, very depressing (for us singles at least)!.........plus their furniture is crap.........restaurant is nice though!..........but customer assistance is hard to find.........than again, who can resist sniffing all those scented candles just before leaving the showroom!............what's up with only having two stalls in the mens washroom, for a place that can accomodate a thousand or so???...........I help myself to a few extra pencils and measuring ribbons ("tee-hee!")...........If you just want to eat in the restaurant, be fore-warned, they set it up so that you have to do a lot of walking past tempting (yet-$hitty) products to buy before you can leave................I have this love-hate realtionship with the place as you can see.
Suggestions for non-singles.....
- Somehow indicate that you have boyfriend as early as possible, save us all some time, save your honour as well.........you damn flirt!!! (lol)
- Get off this site! Your slowing down the servers! Go play frisbee with your lover (as I would!.......no, not like a dog for you to make me fetch the thing! But rather a mutual throwing of the disc, and the ocassional rolling in the grass together, etc)
Advice for the eldery.....
- Drive faster dammit!
- Your cane is not a weapon!!! (I still love you grandpa....lol(non-fiction here))
- Retire early and free up some jobs for us young bucks and doughs
I seldom get responses when I message……………here is an example; Contact file # 00213 ; I once asked a girl what kind of a dog she had on a picture in her profile, I honestly wanted to know, and was not thinking of any funny business........she decided to ignore me............that’s when I realized what kind it was!......a Bit©h!..........not the dog of course.....but the lady. (LOL). I can make something funny out of anything, I am that good! LoL.......the Bit©h. A side note to this..........I hope you respond if I ask you what kind of dog you have in your profile, or the latter text may apply to you, and I really really really don't want that to happen :(
Things I have noticed due to Plentyoffish...
- Drug usage seems to be a problem in Oshawa
- "Prefer not to say" = Yes
- "Activity Partner" does not mean someone to do do arts and crafts with
- Jewish girls reply the most
- Watching "Jersey Shore" probably reduces your brain cell count
- People like to hide behind computers
- Many Child & Youth workers and drug councellors take drugs, or the ones that do tend to propogate to POF
- "Quid pro Quo" seems to be the way things are going
(more to come)
Weirdest things to happen from Plentyoffish...
- One girl told me she wished I would kill myself
- Sending a girl a really nice and thoughtfull message only to be ignored.........then finding out that I would be paired with THE SAME GIRL in a bridal party a few months later for my friends wedding (she turned out to be a good friend of my friends fiance at the time......like really, what are the odds? lol). What goes around sometimes comes around, if your going to use this service, try to remember, most people are real behind the computers, and in all fairness, you can choose to ignore, but........who knows what can happen, right?
***Likes***
-you (awwww.....lol)
-W.A.S.C.'s
-my future in-laws (biting my tongue)
-cooking
-cleaning
-German Shepherds (even though I almost got a nasty bite by one)
-tribology
-"A Man For All Seasons" (favourite movie!)
-JTF2
-making things for my mother (think twice before you laugh at that, wouldn't you like it if your son did the same for you?)
-My Pet Monster (cartoon)
-acting silly
***Dislikes***
-when someone does a "drive-by" farting, and your left in the radius of action, and others stare at you in an accusing manner to hide their own insecurities.........all the while the culprit is long gone, and melted into the crowd. If your going to let it rip, stand your a$$ exactly where you let it out for 2 minutes, and take ownership of your shamelessness. It's the least your could do for humanity. (This portion of my profile does not apply to people who have no control over their biological system)
-mosquitos
-unread/deleted messages
-people who read magazines/newspapers in the bathroom........like wtf?
-People who flirt while in relationships, or try to put themselves in relationship-risking situations (like folks who are in a relationship and post the most seductive pics, and are looking for "friends".....if you play with fire, there's a pretty good chance you will get burned)
-excessive philotherianism (includes kissing your dogs, singing "happy brithday" to your dog and making him/her a cake or letting a dog lick your face......unless your in an intimidating situation, like when a German Shepherd kept licking my face, lol)
-folk that think by wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey and getting drunk out of their minds that makes them more Canadian then others who are not as drunk and/or are wearing a different garment
-bad parenting
-People who wear OBAMA shirts or support the man without any clue what he stands for (nothing against the man himself, just his dumb supporters rather........*dumb* supporters, not the smart ones (wink))
-"Transformers" (most hated movie)
-unecessary taxation
-laziness
-Tiger Woods
-Very thin toilet paper, the kind that's practically see-through it's so thin!
-When people see me talking to myself (I actually told that to myself when driving thinking of something to add to my profile, and someone did see me while I was saying that to myself while driving in a parking lot)
-The "three day rule" (if I am interested, I will call you, why the hell am I going to stall, making things confusing? Why should some stupid MTV/Lady GA-GA/ Britney Spears rule determine how we behave. Let your yes mean yes, and your no mean no. Screw the cryptic bull-crap.
FIRST DATE
Dress up in black attire, slap on some black face paint...............knock on the house of a senior citizen couple, then quickly run behind the bushes and giggle like children as we watch their utter confusion when they answer to an empty front porch.
let's just say I'm an enigma wraped in an enigma placed in a Wal-Mart shopping bag.
Tips for singles.....
- Never buy in bulk, who are you going to share all those strawberries and whipped cream with before they go bad?
- NEVER go shopping at IKEA........way too many couples enjoying themselves through gentle kisses and hand-holding, as they discuss the nuansses of decorating a home, lol, very depressing (for us singles at least)!.........plus their furniture is crap.........restaurant is nice though!..........but customer assistance is hard to find.........than again, who can resist sniffing all those scented candles just before leaving the showroom!............what's up with only having two stalls in the mens washroom, for a place that can accomodate a thousand or so???...........I help myself to a few extra pencils and measuring ribbons ("tee-hee!")...........If you just want to eat in the restaurant, be fore-warned, they set it up so that you have to do a lot of walking past tempting (yet-$hitty) products to buy before you can leave................I have this love-hate realtionship with the place as you can see.
Suggestions for non-singles.....
- Somehow indicate that you have boyfriend as early as possible, save us all some time, save your honour as well.........you damn flirt!!! (lol)
- Get off this site! Your slowing down the servers! Go play frisbee with your lover (as I would!.......no, not like a dog for you to make me fetch the thing! But rather a mutual throwing of the disc, and the ocassional rolling in the grass together, etc)
Advice for the eldery.....
- Drive faster dammit!
- Your cane is not a weapon!!! (I still love you grandpa....lol(non-fiction here))
- Retire early and free up some jobs for us young bucks and doughs
I seldom get responses when I message……………here is an example; Contact file # 00213 ; I once asked a girl what kind of a dog she had on a picture in her profile, I honestly wanted to know, and was not thinking of any funny business........she decided to ignore me............that’s when I realized what kind it was!......a Bit©h!..........not the dog of course.....but the lady. (LOL). I can make something funny out of anything, I am that good! LoL.......the Bit©h. A side note to this..........I hope you respond if I ask you what kind of dog you have in your profile, or the latter text may apply to you, and I really really really don't want that to happen :(
Things I have noticed due to Plentyoffish...
- Drug usage seems to be a problem in Oshawa
- "Prefer not to say" = Yes
- "Activity Partner" does not mean someone to do do arts and crafts with
- Jewish girls reply the most
- Watching "Jersey Shore" probably reduces your brain cell count
- People like to hide behind computers
- Many Child & Youth workers and drug councellors take drugs, or the ones that do tend to propogate to POF
- "Quid pro Quo" seems to be the way things are going
(more to come)
Weirdest things to happen from Plentyoffish...
- One girl told me she wished I would kill myself
- Sending a girl a really nice and thoughtfull message only to be ignored.........then finding out that I would be paired with THE SAME GIRL in a bridal party a few months later for my friends wedding (she turned out to be a good friend of my friends fiance at the time......like really, what are the odds? lol). What goes around sometimes comes around, if your going to use this service, try to remember, most people are real behind the computers, and in all fairness, you can choose to ignore, but........who knows what can happen, right?
***Likes***
-you (awwww.....lol)
-W.A.S.C.'s
-my future in-laws (biting my tongue)
-cooking
-cleaning
-German Shepherds (even though I almost got a nasty bite by one)
-tribology
-"A Man For All Seasons" (favourite movie!)
-JTF2
-making things for my mother (think twice before you laugh at that, wouldn't you like it if your son did the same for you?)
-My Pet Monster (cartoon)
-acting silly
***Dislikes***
-when someone does a "drive-by" farting, and your left in the radius of action, and others stare at you in an accusing manner to hide their own insecurities.........all the while the culprit is long gone, and melted into the crowd. If your going to let it rip, stand your a$$ exactly where you let it out for 2 minutes, and take ownership of your shamelessness. It's the least your could do for humanity. (This portion of my profile does not apply to people who have no control over their biological system)
-mosquitos
-unread/deleted messages
-people who read magazines/newspapers in the bathroom........like wtf?
-People who flirt while in relationships, or try to put themselves in relationship-risking situations (like folks who are in a relationship and post the most seductive pics, and are looking for "friends".....if you play with fire, there's a pretty good chance you will get burned)
-excessive philotherianism (includes kissing your dogs, singing "happy brithday" to your dog and making him/her a cake or letting a dog lick your face......unless your in an intimidating situation, like when a German Shepherd kept licking my face, lol)
-folk that think by wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey and getting drunk out of their minds that makes them more Canadian then others who are not as drunk and/or are wearing a different garment
-bad parenting
-People who wear OBAMA shirts or support the man without any clue what he stands for (nothing against the man himself, just his dumb supporters rather........*dumb* supporters, not the smart ones (wink))
-"Transformers" (most hated movie)
-unecessary taxation
-laziness
-Tiger Woods
-Very thin toilet paper, the kind that's practically see-through it's so thin!
-When people see me talking to myself (I actually told that to myself when driving thinking of something to add to my profile, and someone did see me while I was saying that to myself while driving in a parking lot)
-The "three day rule" (if I am interested, I will call you, why the hell am I going to stall, making things confusing? Why should some stupid MTV/Lady GA-GA/ Britney Spears rule determine how we behave. Let your yes mean yes, and your no mean no. Screw the cryptic bull-crap.
FIRST DATE
Dress up in black attire, slap on some black face paint...............knock on the house of a senior citizen couple, then quickly run behind the bushes and giggle like children as we watch their utter confusion when they answer to an empty front porch.
First Date
I am a virgin, and I would consider sex to be the highest expression of love for one another, and it's not happening unless a life commitment is made. Have some patience, don’t be so trustful and wait for the one who will treat you like a Ferrari………..you know Wash you everyday, stick his nozzle in your tank daily....or enough for a trip to Regina (lol, honey moon in Regina! (R=V).....pun intended)! keep you protected from the elements, show you off to his friends, and remember, once he buys a Ferrari………there are no returns. I am looking for marriage material. I would rather be pleasing to God then to my lust. How's that for venting eh? I don’t care about your past. Some ladies with children message me, and that’s fine, just tell me it was a virgin birth and we can get on with it, lol, jk. God bless you and your child(ren), and may your ex(es) rot in hell……………jk, God bless them too while were at it. If your childrens father is involved in any way whatsoever, I am not interested (would be too awkward).
Alright, everything else aside, I am a very sweet and caring individual who is looking to get to know a girl with the hope that something more long term may develop. I am clever, full of engenuity, great with tools, quick thinking, and I would consider myself loyal to whoever I would be with(never been in a relationship to back that claim up, but I think my persona would fit the description). I love to think of romantic things to do with a girl (I haven't done any yet, but I would save them for a special someone), I look forward to giving roses, flowers and chocolate to a girl, that may sound cheesey, but it's honest. I have a lot of good qualities and would appreciate a girl with class and culture...............and eating lots of sushi, living in Toronto, using the word "eclectic" excessively, wearing non-matching coloured shoes and having 50 tattoos doesn't make you classy or cultured, just don't try hard, I won't hold those things against you, but I am just saying, try not to be too cookie cutter, being a simple girl who is honest with herself counts for a lot :D
You read all that crap? Sorry for the brain damage, or vomit, or headache, or whatever I caused for you..........hopefully some laughter though, and I gentle perspective on who I am..........so if you read all this, or feel like chatting or whatever.......than message me, and place "open sesame" in the subject line ;)
Peace!
Alright, everything else aside, I am a very sweet and caring individual who is looking to get to know a girl with the hope that something more long term may develop. I am clever, full of engenuity, great with tools, quick thinking, and I would consider myself loyal to whoever I would be with(never been in a relationship to back that claim up, but I think my persona would fit the description). I love to think of romantic things to do with a girl (I haven't done any yet, but I would save them for a special someone), I look forward to giving roses, flowers and chocolate to a girl, that may sound cheesey, but it's honest. I have a lot of good qualities and would appreciate a girl with class and culture...............and eating lots of sushi, living in Toronto, using the word "eclectic" excessively, wearing non-matching coloured shoes and having 50 tattoos doesn't make you classy or cultured, just don't try hard, I won't hold those things against you, but I am just saying, try not to be too cookie cutter, being a simple girl who is honest with herself counts for a lot :D
You read all that crap? Sorry for the brain damage, or vomit, or headache, or whatever I caused for you..........hopefully some laughter though, and I gentle perspective on who I am..........so if you read all this, or feel like chatting or whatever.......than message me, and place "open sesame" in the subject line ;)
Peace!
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