I'm comfy in blue jeans and a sweater, but also love to put on heels every now and then! And yes, I can put my own worm on a hook (I love fishing, but not so fun here!!!)
Other than that - hmmm....I'm the b***h from hell with an armload of kids looking for my sugar daddy. I'm toothless with braided leg hair. I pick my nose and fart often. If it has an "e" in it, I probably don't like it. If it has an "o" in it, I've probably done it and torn the shirt up. I'm the "always the bridesmaid, never the bride" type of girl - well .... except that one guy I was married to for 13 years. (His mother didn't like me either! Oh well.) Did I mention my chemical drug problem?
MY pics are all current - are you sure YOURS are? (Isn't THAT a thrill when you go to meet someone and they've given you their college pic, 90 pounds lighter and a full head of hair?!?!! lmao)
If you've read this and still want to send me a note .... have a (current) pic - it's only fair. After all, a picture tells us EVERYTHING we need to know about someone. Doesn't it?! roflmao
Have a wonderful day and Happy Fishing!
P.S. If you've been fishing at the pond all afternoon and all you have is a sunburn and rash.. and you've only had a couple of nibbles - you're still better off than the worm!!
P.S.S. Hopefully, you've concluded that I have a sense of humour. I'd love to be friends with a guy who can make me giggle! If you're looking for a cheap, sex-chatty type of skank...just move right along....my security parameters probably won't let you contact me anyway. I'm definitely not a prude, but there's a time and place for everything.
I really don't like to do anything. But, if we HAVE to get together, I'd suggest a very public place so you can run away quickly!
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