| About | Occasional Smoker with Thin body type | City | Red Deer Alberta | |
| Details | 46 year old Man, 5' 4" (163 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Cancer with Mixed Color hair | |
| Intent | Tony_45 isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. | |||
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Prefer Not To Say | Do you want children? | Prefer Not To Say | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Other | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | Overseas | Do you have children? | Prefer Not To Say | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Relationship History The longest relationship Tony_45 has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
I'm single.. some days, overweight, out of shape, unemployed, uneducated, debt-ridden, and a bit on the dramatic and psychotic side depending on which personality we are dealing with at the time. I have several crutches like, smoking, drinking, drug addiction and gambling, to name a few. I would give an unbiased opinion of myself based on how my friends would describe me, but I have no friends. I hope this paints a good picture for now. Maybe we can chat and see if there's a connection. I would like to meet my wife on here.. someone who doesn't work and is on welfare. I don't care if you don't have all your teeth - I don't. We can live off the system together.. and be happy forever.
In my spare time, when I am not putting dents in other people's vehicles or slashing their tires, I often enjoy a good night of stalking and terrorizing. Even with two kids, it is quite often that I have nothing better to do, I can't think of too many other ways to get a better cardio workout.
What am I looking for? A completely gorgeous women with a fantastic body, who is funny, smart, kind, athletic, handy with tools, rich, and wonderful in bed.
Ok, if there is one thing I cant stand, it's sarcasm. And don't even think about being funny. There's just no room for humor in my life.I'm also not looking for someone who is attractive. That is just totally out of the question. Having fun is the last thing I want to do, so if you're a blast to be around, beat it. Bring on the boring. I hate conversations that flow. The more awkward, the better. Traveling? I'd rather have a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face then travel. The outdoors are for bears and weasels... and since I am neither of those, I hate the outdoors. Bathroom pics you need to get out more. And if nothing else, please keep this in mind.It's not delivery. it's fuchin delicio.
PLEASE NOTE: If you do not recognize the sarcasm that is oozing from the above paragraph's, there is a good chance you should slowly turn around, step awaaaay from your computer, and forget you ever read this. Plus if you read the following, have a sence of humor
Also I wanted to say if I added you to my favorites list & not sent you a message, there is a very good reason for this, when I came on this site not knowing what was what
I may have sent a message to intimate encounter or other relationship, this being said
I’m being punished like a lot of other really nice guys just like my self on here, by not being able to send a message to you fine lady’s, so be a sport, if we look the part & you wonder why for now you know the hole truth & nothing but truth
Okay, back to reality... I'm a well mannered, house trained, member of the mile high club, Not, happy optimistic person! I'm honest, loyal, caring with lots to give. Love to laugh & share the good times.
it is important to me that you are smart and articulate/literate, personable, kind, have a sense of humour, share similar interests and are physically attractive (at least to me!), healthy and financially stable. I am serious about finding my soulmate and not interested in one night stands (you have admit it is nice once & while) also dating till the cows come home. Goals are to survive till I'm really old. I consider myself to be picky and prefer to take my time rather than rushing into anything. I enjoy children and have 2 of my own. They are a huge part of my life and are part of my package. I have many interests and enjoy doing and trying almost anything...being spontaneous is always a must. I consider myself attractive, independant, organized, and enjoy keeping myself in shape. I enjoy going out on the town to a local pub on occassion but I am not at all interested in the bar scene, but i do enjoy my beer. That being said.
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ' Beer' . The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'. Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this ' Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.
I am definitely, "the glass is half full" kind of guy in most of any situation. I have a stable career that I enjoy. You know the old saying, "do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life", well that's the life I lead. I'm so lucky and so blessed by great kids and fabulous friends. I've always been very motivated in my life to succeed and that makes for a very happy man. I believe in experiencing peace and contentment every single day. Laughter and smiling rule my days and the rest is just plain imagination.
I am looking for a true woman. Somewhere along the line some women have lost the art of treating a man like a man. I want a woman to want me with solidarity and smile every time she sees me, whether we are all alone or in a crowded room. I want to see her light up when she speaks my name. I want her to be proud and of course vice versa. I need her to have integrity and self satisfaction. I truly believe in keeping your independence to a point but becoming one over time. I want to experience a secure, successful and confident woman and watch with anticipation in every step she takes towards me.
Put this on your profile if you had head-lice as a child.
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Cheers!!
In my spare time, when I am not putting dents in other people's vehicles or slashing their tires, I often enjoy a good night of stalking and terrorizing. Even with two kids, it is quite often that I have nothing better to do, I can't think of too many other ways to get a better cardio workout.
What am I looking for? A completely gorgeous women with a fantastic body, who is funny, smart, kind, athletic, handy with tools, rich, and wonderful in bed.
Ok, if there is one thing I cant stand, it's sarcasm. And don't even think about being funny. There's just no room for humor in my life.I'm also not looking for someone who is attractive. That is just totally out of the question. Having fun is the last thing I want to do, so if you're a blast to be around, beat it. Bring on the boring. I hate conversations that flow. The more awkward, the better. Traveling? I'd rather have a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face then travel. The outdoors are for bears and weasels... and since I am neither of those, I hate the outdoors. Bathroom pics you need to get out more. And if nothing else, please keep this in mind.It's not delivery. it's fuchin delicio.
PLEASE NOTE: If you do not recognize the sarcasm that is oozing from the above paragraph's, there is a good chance you should slowly turn around, step awaaaay from your computer, and forget you ever read this. Plus if you read the following, have a sence of humor
Also I wanted to say if I added you to my favorites list & not sent you a message, there is a very good reason for this, when I came on this site not knowing what was what
I may have sent a message to intimate encounter or other relationship, this being said
I’m being punished like a lot of other really nice guys just like my self on here, by not being able to send a message to you fine lady’s, so be a sport, if we look the part & you wonder why for now you know the hole truth & nothing but truth
Okay, back to reality... I'm a well mannered, house trained, member of the mile high club, Not, happy optimistic person! I'm honest, loyal, caring with lots to give. Love to laugh & share the good times.
it is important to me that you are smart and articulate/literate, personable, kind, have a sense of humour, share similar interests and are physically attractive (at least to me!), healthy and financially stable. I am serious about finding my soulmate and not interested in one night stands (you have admit it is nice once & while) also dating till the cows come home. Goals are to survive till I'm really old. I consider myself to be picky and prefer to take my time rather than rushing into anything. I enjoy children and have 2 of my own. They are a huge part of my life and are part of my package. I have many interests and enjoy doing and trying almost anything...being spontaneous is always a must. I consider myself attractive, independant, organized, and enjoy keeping myself in shape. I enjoy going out on the town to a local pub on occassion but I am not at all interested in the bar scene, but i do enjoy my beer. That being said.
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ' Beer' . The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'. Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this ' Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.
I am definitely, "the glass is half full" kind of guy in most of any situation. I have a stable career that I enjoy. You know the old saying, "do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life", well that's the life I lead. I'm so lucky and so blessed by great kids and fabulous friends. I've always been very motivated in my life to succeed and that makes for a very happy man. I believe in experiencing peace and contentment every single day. Laughter and smiling rule my days and the rest is just plain imagination.
I am looking for a true woman. Somewhere along the line some women have lost the art of treating a man like a man. I want a woman to want me with solidarity and smile every time she sees me, whether we are all alone or in a crowded room. I want to see her light up when she speaks my name. I want her to be proud and of course vice versa. I need her to have integrity and self satisfaction. I truly believe in keeping your independence to a point but becoming one over time. I want to experience a secure, successful and confident woman and watch with anticipation in every step she takes towards me.
Put this on your profile if you had head-lice as a child.
.'',-,''.
./---\.
./---\.
.\.-./.
Cheers!!
First Date
Let's make mud pies. Watch the neighbourhood
kids play street hockey (while haveing a beer of course)
or just yell at them to stay the Fuc-k away from my truck
Let's go to Costco for free sample's. (always a good time)
If you like, Couples Counceling
Show up naked. Bring beer.
Red wine, fresh raspberries, tulips, the moon, Spanish cheese, fresh sheets, rain, good guacamole,spanking, dry wit, strong martinis, cupcakes, tarot cards, fire, deep feelings, kneading bread, intensity, nipple clamps, impeccable grammar, sailboats, full sentences and state of the art lattes, Need i say more
Dislikes:
self absorbed people, liers, cheaters and Calgary Flames Fans
-Self description
-Analyzing objective knowledge
-Impractical ideas
-People who arrange their lives to watch a sporting event
-Unmotivated People
-Naivety
-The word CAN'T
-DRUGS
I've been called complicated, I can juggle but only with 2 balls, I've travelled in a hovercraft, I like brussel sprouts, my refrigerator is usually well stocked but can usually be found with an old box of arm and hammer baking soda inside.
For a first date, I would highly enjoy rubbing butter on one another using only our toes while simultaneously eating noodles out of the crevices of each others bodies. Then we could go for a nude walk along the street until we're chased down by bums and beaten with sticks. Then we'll go to the hospital and get stitched up alongside one another.
Shi_t happens!!! The longer you stick around sniffing and examining it, the longer it takes to simply move on and leave the shi_t behind!!!!!!!!
kids play street hockey (while haveing a beer of course)
or just yell at them to stay the Fuc-k away from my truck
Let's go to Costco for free sample's. (always a good time)
If you like, Couples Counceling
Show up naked. Bring beer.
Red wine, fresh raspberries, tulips, the moon, Spanish cheese, fresh sheets, rain, good guacamole,spanking, dry wit, strong martinis, cupcakes, tarot cards, fire, deep feelings, kneading bread, intensity, nipple clamps, impeccable grammar, sailboats, full sentences and state of the art lattes, Need i say more
Dislikes:
self absorbed people, liers, cheaters and Calgary Flames Fans
-Self description
-Analyzing objective knowledge
-Impractical ideas
-People who arrange their lives to watch a sporting event
-Unmotivated People
-Naivety
-The word CAN'T
-DRUGS
I've been called complicated, I can juggle but only with 2 balls, I've travelled in a hovercraft, I like brussel sprouts, my refrigerator is usually well stocked but can usually be found with an old box of arm and hammer baking soda inside.
For a first date, I would highly enjoy rubbing butter on one another using only our toes while simultaneously eating noodles out of the crevices of each others bodies. Then we could go for a nude walk along the street until we're chased down by bums and beaten with sticks. Then we'll go to the hospital and get stitched up alongside one another.
Shi_t happens!!! The longer you stick around sniffing and examining it, the longer it takes to simply move on and leave the shi_t behind!!!!!!!!
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