I'm a 29 year old male primate, brand new to Ottawa. I live downtown with a sponge and an old piece of cheese. I collaborated with sheep to invent cotton in the late 1920s. I once posed for a calendar, but the camera exploded because I was too good looking. I discovered the hard way why you should not use regular dishwashing detergent in a dishwasher. Long term plans include developing a wide variety of super powers so that I can become a wise-cracking super hero.
All this, and remarkably I'm single (hard to believe, isn't it?). I'm looking to meet a fun, adventuresome girl with a good sense of humour
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Coffee. Dinner. Goats. Pudding. Bubble wrap. You know... the usual...