I’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, unless I pick you up in my old green truck there is no inside door handle on your side. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries. If we grill....well grilling kritters is my domain, you can gut them though.
I love my woodshop more than my house so the floor may be cleaner in the barn, you will get used to sweeping sawdust up.
Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).
You must have a strong back, for cutting wood, good balance for kicking your heels up, be ok with me not listening to much, I have a 12 year old daughter that talks constantly so I can only comprehend so much in one day. You must not look like a truck hit you right in your face, also I'm hoping your standards are a lot lower than mine.
POF says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:
1. Talk about your hobbies. – Tools & photography
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit
4. Your taste in music –No Rap, unless it gets me Laid
If you made it to here, the real me is nothing like the guy above, I just wanted to have some fun, I'm a full time dad, a country boy who will bring you wild flowers when you need a smile...
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