Stay in Livingston, work in Glasgow. Scottish, Smart, fit, try to be good but always end-up being bad, cultured, well-mannered, easy-going, honest, only cheat to get ahead, want someone who understands you can't find in someone else what you don't have in you. I'm quite happy with my lot, but think I need a little friend - like skinny/athletic - perfect if you're a bit fit too. Ride a bike in the summer and go by car in the winter - which in Scotland means I ride about three weeks a year. Joke. Not important if you won't get on the back of a bike - neither would I :-)
Don't you just love a site where you can label yourself a "bottom dweller". Sorry - just had to!