Recently I've been noticing umbrellas that are completely black but for the word "merde, il pleut" in the most perfect, humble, font. They are fantastic.
I like good scotch, french novels, midnight bike rides, and badly pronouncing foreign phrases. But don't hold that against me: I'm also into camping, beer, bad movies, and taking everything as un-seriously as possible.
You are a sardonic girl who likes espresso, trees, and (likely) cats, who can dish it out as well as take it, who likes eating raw fish. Bonus points if you own a "merde, il pleut" umbrella, or know more french than me.
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Unlike most people who say they wish they were a ninja, I don't actually mean it.
"Ridiculous" is a compliment.
I like Olives. If you are also salty and mediterranean, there's a good chance I'll like you too.
At three months, I was rather cute. Eventually, I grew out of it.
I believe that most of what humans say to each other can be expressed solely through the use of eyebrows.
Knowing where you're going to sleep tonight is overrated, but it's nice to have a tent when you don't.
When I grow up I want to be Winston Churchill. Except without the alcoholism. Or the smoking. Or the involvement in politics. Or being fat. Or the responsibility of saving the whole world. Yeah... that would be awesome.
I'd like to find something that combines mountains, prosciutto, east coast sea-shanties, and crêpes. Unfortunately, you'll probably have to settle for two or three of the above.
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