adnauseam7: Well, hello ;-)
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Chicago, Illinois
33 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Taurus
adnauseam7 anything.
Masters Degree

On the 3rd Annual Pubcrawl

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship
Pets No Pets  

About Me
On average, people fear me more than they do chipmunks. I banged my knee against a wall for an hour and burned 6 2/3 calories. I invented the bicycle-built-for-two all by myself, I only blink one eye at a time, and I put my pants on both legs at a time. In every episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, there is a picture of me with Rick Moranis somewhere. Women are enticed by my romantic xylophone playing, and live 10 years longer than women who have never met me. I searched the African deserts for a better way to make pancakes, but only found the meaning of life. I do 7-minute ab workouts in 5 minutes, and once read the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy during a lunch break. My mind is made up of 75% song lyrics, I can do Rubix cubes in under 3 minutes, I am a master of psychokinesis, and I can never seem to find my car keys.

Aside from all that, I'm a fairly big nerd who will kick your ass in trivial pursuit, and make you laugh so hard that you'll squirt milk through your nose 3rd grade style. I am incredibly laid back, I do not stress out, I prefer laughs over drama, and generally go with whatever life throws at me. That being said, I am also highly motivated, driven, and ambitious as life often needs me to be.

Hobbies include all the stuff above; goals/aspirations include visiting all 49 states (sorry Nebraska...just not that into you) and 3/4 of the world countries, opening a bar/restaurant, and becoming a PhD.

I play keyboards in an alternative/indie rock band that's currently gigging around Chicago, so naturally my music taste is more rock-based, but there's really not a whole lot that comes on the radio that I can't bear to listen to. Except you Phil Collins in 1985. Why do you sound like a robot??!?

First Date
For a long time, I've always thought the perfect date was fireworks night at Comiskey Park, but that's just me :) I love EXPLORING the city and always have a list of 184 things I want to do...I'm sure we can find one in there that will keep us both entertained.