LindaHasselhoff: not gonna cook it but i'll order it from zanzibar
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
West hollywood, California
38 year old Woman, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-Religious
Other ethnicity Virgo with Brown hair
LindaHasselhoff wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
Private Investigator/Ninja

monster massive 10.2010

I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years

About Me
I'm trying a new approach to PlentyOfFish. Instead of trolling for dates, I'll shift my focus to meeting new friends. What a concept. The 'dating' part of online dating never felt organic to me, anyway. It was stressful, and who needs that?


The Basics:
~Just moved to L.A. in Oct 2010 from beautiful San Diego. I miss it very much, but I'm excited to get to know my new city.
~Work nights at a restaurant; creative pursuits during the day.
~I have a small dog named Chico. He is my world, but I don't carry him around in my purse.

Bonus Info:
~I love singing. Especially in the car. I call it car-aoke.
~I spend a ridiculous amount of time on the internet. On the plus side, I am always happy to conduct research for friends.
~I use my camera phone to take photos of unimportant things such as sleeping strangers, my food and sometimes just my cleavage (if it's lookin' good that day).
~I have a dirty sense of humor.
~I am not much of a traveler. I wish I was, and I hope to get better at it someday. But I've never had a problem finding adventure right where I am.
~Most of my friends are guys. I am not a tomboy and I'm no sports fanatic -- I just get along better with dudes. Many girls are shady, but I've managed to find a handful that I would trust with my life. That's all I need.
~I am a bit of a schizo when it comes to eating. I love food, from fine dining to IHOP. I cut pork out of my diet a couple years ago, but boy do I miss bacon. Sometimes I cheat. At home I try to keep it healthy so I can be bad when I eat out.
~I cut my own hair, and I'll cut yours too, if you let me.


~competitive eating
~midnight movies
~get our pics taken at every photo booth we see
~game nights
~netflix instant watch
~scavenger hunts
~the comedy store
~absolutely nothing
~trade mix tapes
~anything involving costumes
~korean spa
~sun naps
~help you with your pof game
~watch episodes of untamed and uncut (on animal planet, you sicko)
~knotts berry farm
~roller rinking
~arts and crafts
~karate lessons
~discover new bands
~shop at Target
~ride bikes
~make funny movies
~velvet paintings
~try new recipes
~guitar hero
~hit all the tourist spots in L.A.
~get tattooed (i don't have any yet)
~shave my dog
~invent new****ails
~double dates
~film festivals
~miniature golf
~dance parties
~animal planet
~get massages at shady places
~thrift store treasure hunting
~photo shoots
~breakfast for dinner
~arrested development marathon
~exercise (i need a buddy in this dept.)
~art exhibits
~make beats in Garage Band
~pot brownie bake-off
~eat said brownies
~dress up
~dress down
~shooting range
~furniture refinishing
~drive-in movies
~ride scooters
~dive bar happy hour
~feed the homeless
~day trip to tijuana
~crossword puzzles
~shows at the cinefamily
~the zoo


You are rad. Based on my list of interests and activities, you think we'd get along. You are adventurous, open-minded, a good sport and most importantly, you are super duper fun. If you are not already a fun person, please do not attempt to befriend me. I am not interested in bringing out the fun in someone -- unless of course you are hilarious and you're just in a rut. You might have potential.

First Date
"You, me, bar, beers, buzzed, wings, shots, drunk, waitresses hot, football Cornell/Hosfstra, slaughter, quick nap at my place and then we hit the tizzown." Andy Bernard

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