| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | Toronto Ontario | |
| Details | 35 year old Man, 5' 9" (175 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Sagittarius with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Not Single/Not Looking | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Other | Eye Color | Hazel | |
| Profession | Marketing, Development | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent rebel_guru isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. |
Relationship History The longest relationship rebel_guru has been in was over 3 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Let's see...By day I work as a IT manager, and by night I'm a tattooed rock star wannabe. Yes that's right, I'm like Batman. But yes, under the dress clothes there are still remnants of the laid-back bad boy ;) It's all about balance. Obsessed with music (metal), movies (horror/scifi/anime/kungfu), pop culture, ninjas, Japan and anything internet-related, I'm a big geek and still very young at heart.
I'd love to meet someone with similar interests and goals to mine, and who knows what they want out of life; someone who loves music in general, going to shows, or just hanging out to a good cheesy B-movie :) (I'm an avid horror movie collector; the worse, the better!), oh and video games - PS3 all the way. If you are intelligent, progressive, understanding (dating musicians and entrepreneurs is NOT easy as we work a lot), POSITIVE, spontaneous, witty, fun with a warped sense of humour like mine; then you're a definite shoe-in! I love biking around the city on my low rider.
The following is NOT about me but I thought we could all relate to this in one way or another, it's also rather funny:
I need an unstable woman for a drama filled relationship...
Hi there,
I'm seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.
My name is Joey, I live in Toronto, I'm 34 years old, fairly well educated, I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest.
I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both!
You should:
* be 20 to 35 years old;
* have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships;
* have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and
* be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you.
Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women:
* with nice smiles and eyes;
* that has a better than average behind;
* who are married or already in unstable relationships;
* that drink to forget; and
* who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants
If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care.
All the best,
Joey
ps This advert is in recognition of the big tattoo on my forehead that everyone else can see except me.
I'd love to meet someone with similar interests and goals to mine, and who knows what they want out of life; someone who loves music in general, going to shows, or just hanging out to a good cheesy B-movie :) (I'm an avid horror movie collector; the worse, the better!), oh and video games - PS3 all the way. If you are intelligent, progressive, understanding (dating musicians and entrepreneurs is NOT easy as we work a lot), POSITIVE, spontaneous, witty, fun with a warped sense of humour like mine; then you're a definite shoe-in! I love biking around the city on my low rider.
The following is NOT about me but I thought we could all relate to this in one way or another, it's also rather funny:
I need an unstable woman for a drama filled relationship...
Hi there,
I'm seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.
My name is Joey, I live in Toronto, I'm 34 years old, fairly well educated, I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest.
I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both!
You should:
* be 20 to 35 years old;
* have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships;
* have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and
* be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you.
Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women:
* with nice smiles and eyes;
* that has a better than average behind;
* who are married or already in unstable relationships;
* that drink to forget; and
* who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants
If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care.
All the best,
Joey
ps This advert is in recognition of the big tattoo on my forehead that everyone else can see except me.
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