What can I say. Despite all the global economic and political chaos surrounding us in this world, life is still beautiful! Of course, so many things in life, like movies, Thai food, bike rides, coffee, and rock climbing are even better when shared. I have a very successful software consulting business that serves international banks, and gives me the opportunity to travel the globe.
I am looking for people who are exuberant about life and want to soak up everything it has to offer. And who knows. Maybe in the process I'll come across 'the one'. And then time will stop...and a new chapter will begin in my life.
Here is a cheat sheet for you:
If you are...
single and never married: +5 points
divorced and still carry baggage: -20 points
divorced and gained insight from your experience: +30 points
eat healthy: +10
vegetarian: +10 (I'm not, but I respect your level of discipline)
vegan: -10 (even more respect for your discipline, but where are we ever going to find a place to eat ;)
loves film: +20
watches TV: -10
TV addict: -30
loves indie/ art / international films: +10
won't watch a film with subtitles: -10
reads fiction: +10
prefers to watch the movie of the book: -10
thinks that 'happy baby' has something to do with good parenting: -20
yoga instructor: +40 (free lessons!)
tells others what to do: -10
tells others how to think: -20
does not express her thoughts or feelings: -20
speaks her mind: +10
tells white lies: -20
brutally honest: +20
has an opinion about everything: -10
doesn't have an opinion about anything: -20
Olympic athlete: -20 (you're married to your sport!)
cute: +30 (ok I care about looks, but doesn't everyone?)
hot: -20 (you may well be, but points off for thinking you are)
thinks that life has been unfair to her: -20
thinks that life happens and she is a passenger in it: -10
thinks that life is what you make of it: +30
And now for the results...
If you scored below zero, then please continue searching. I doubt very much we would connect, though if you are a talented actress, I may still cast you in one of my films.
If you scored between 60 and 140, we could have something to work with but it would be best for both of us if we keep looking.
If you scored between 145 and 275, please write me asap! :)
If you scored 280, you are either perfect, or vastly delusional (likely the latter). Don't bother writing me.
If you scored above 280, you can't add! It just won't work between us.
First date: A coffee at 49 Parallel, or Crema.
Second Date: Bike ride, hike, or yoga session. If you ride or ski, we can make it a day at Whistler.
[update: I've been getting a few negative comments about the above format. Please know that there is more to it than may initially seem on the surface, but I can't reveal all until there is a dialogue]