Dear Human Female:
I am a recent university graduate, webmaster, and all-around excellent young gentleman currently seeking the companionship of a human female. I seek to explore the many benefits of dating with you.
I am looking to break into the writing world and am a raging nerd who runs his own website. I have a pretty wacky sense of humour, and I hope I can find someone who can appreciate that. I look to bring my passion, emotional stability, and arousing good looks to a relationship with you.
If you are interested in pursuing my awesomeness further, please send me a message.
Any of the following: walking, bowling, movie viewing, eating, drinking (coffee, tea, or the alcohol).