I am here to give you the most unexpected encounter.
Come to me; men of all ages, religion, race, color, and size.
Come to me; the lonely, the hurt, the weak, the bored, the cranky, and the poor.
No! Not the poor.
If you have been mislead, stood up, exploited, laughed at or put down...
COME TO ME!
If you are bald, too fat, too skinny, or not very bright... COME TO ME!
My point is... Nobody knows exactly what makes people "click". There is no magic recipe for love.
So, if you are looking for happiness... COME TO ME!
I also encourage the couch potato, the sloppy, the nagging, and the procrastinator (you better be on time) to contact me for a date.
Do not miss this "once in a lifetime" opportunity.