A quote from one of my favorite movies. And my favorite scenes EVER. It is From "When Harry Met Sally"-
"I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
Okay, here is a list of things that I am not...
I am not 6' tall.
I do not have sixpack abs.
I do not have flowing locks of hair.
I do not look like a TV personality, unless you are talking about Hurley (Hugo) from LOST.
I do not ride a motorcycle.
I do not have any tattoos.
I do not have a criminal record. A few tickets, but never been to a jail cell.
I do not take drugs. I hate needles and the idea of snorting something sickens me.
What am I...
I am a loyal, loving guy.
I try to make you laugh.
I will hold you when you are sad.
I will wipe away your tears.
I am the NICE guy you claim to want, but never seem to be able to find.
I am 5'7".
I am overweight, but working on it and actually making a dent in my situation.
I look younger than I really am.
I have been employed at the same job for over 23 years.
I have NO children, baby mommas, alimony or child support.
I have my own car.
I am not much of a cook, but can order a pizza or dinner with the best of them.
I will try like hell to get along with your family.
I love animals and kids.
I love sports. My Colts or the Blackhawks on TV and I will DVR it, but still hang with you.
I am a certified youth bowling instructor.
I play the drums. Although more on RockBand than in real life.
I make a good teddy bear.
I LOVE movies. I even own some "Chick Flicks" because I am a hopeless romantic at heart.
I am a trivia buff.
I will work on your family tree if you want me to do so.
I love to play cards (euchre & pinochle mostly) as well as board games.
I play golf & bowl.
If you would like to know ANYTHING else about me let me know.
(If you actually read this far and want to win a prize, email me. I'll come up with something.)
I was told to remove my quotes from here. I probably should, but since I am a nerd I will include one or two from my favorite TV show.
The Big Bang Theory
First a song that keeps recurring... lol
Soft kitty, warm kitty...
little ball of fur...
Lazy kitty, pretty kitty...
Purr, purr, purr.
Leonard Hofstadter: I think tonight was a very good start.
Leslie Winkle: Me too. You're sure you're okay postponing intercourse until our relationship is past the initial viability test?
Leonard Hofstadter: No problem, I'm very skilled at postponing intercourse.
Sheldon: What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits?' Does he provide her with health insurance?
Sheldon: I'm not insane! My mother had me tested!
Leslie: I saw your pupils dilate when you looked at her, which, unless you're a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction.