| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | London / T.O Ontario | |
| Details | 30 year old Man, 5' 11" (180 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Aries with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | Lawyer/Doctor/Rockstar/ Priest/Model/Superhero | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent bm22 is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship bm22 has been in was over 2 years long. |
About Me
SO YOU WANNA LAUGH let me tell you about myself .... I'm BALD not by choice and FAT 200 lbs over weight I've been DIVORCED 4 times and have 8 KIDS that I know of. My mom says I'm handsome and my shrink says I'm not crazy at least since he let me leave the looneybin. I'm UNEMPLOYED and live in my PARENTS BASEMENT don't worry I saw the McDonalds by my place is hiring which is sweet not only will I have a job I can get us free food for our first date you would probably have to pick me up though because my bus pass just expired!!!!!
I don't do drugs only heroin & crack none of the hard stuff usually I show up to my AA meetings drunk but on the upside you don't have to worry about me hang'n out late at the club I'm under house arrest !! I'm widowed my fiance recently "tripped" and got hit by a bus at least so far no one can prove I pushed her. My hobbies include tripping old ladies as they cross the street, buying alcohol for minors, I always take a penny I never leave one, I love to play sports I'm training for the special olympics I love the beach only because I'm probably going to be homeless soon and I can't think of a cooler place to be a bum!! I like wearing skinny jeans, wife beaters and banana hammocks!! I love taking pictures of myself in the bathroom mirror with my shirt off for all you ladies. I only listen to chris brown and bobby brown they really seem to know how to treat a lady !! I'm kind of a big deal people know me I've got moves and 60 % of the time they work every time !!!!! You had me at hello.
I put 10% into everything I do and I always bring my B game. Family is not important and I have no friends !!!!
---- SERIOUSLY YOUR STILL READING ----
Wow I wouldn't know how to describe oneself in a tiny little box
If I was to try ......
I could spend the night dress'n up to party with friends, chill'n at a beach, cottage life, a patio, or lay in bed watching movies spooning it's not always about fork'n although I can make you tingle, breathless, satisfied & full .................. I'm a great cook (luv 2 cook) !!
I'm passionate, spontaneous, easy going & confident not c@#ky !! 5 bucks says I can make you laugh !!
I have the coolest dog you'll ever meet you better love animals !!!
Traveling to new places & cultures around the world is what I love just got back to Canada after spending 5 months all over Central & South America.
The only baggage I have in life is designer Louis Vuitton
What I want ...... someone who gets me, challenges me, & want to try new things is epic.
Style, Class and especially A SENSE OF HUMOR IS MANDATORY !!! Love sarcasm, witty people & random spontaneous adventures.
Ya gotta have passion & chemistry who we kidding !!
Someone who knows what they want knows where they're going is genuine & trustworthy (no fake people & no cheaters please not my style)
Don't want someone who plays games unless it's monopoly, a drink'n game, or maybe nintendo !!
Most of all someone I can B myself around them talk about everything laugh about anything & trust completely.
Anything else just ask !! Have your people call my people !!
I don't do drugs only heroin & crack none of the hard stuff usually I show up to my AA meetings drunk but on the upside you don't have to worry about me hang'n out late at the club I'm under house arrest !! I'm widowed my fiance recently "tripped" and got hit by a bus at least so far no one can prove I pushed her. My hobbies include tripping old ladies as they cross the street, buying alcohol for minors, I always take a penny I never leave one, I love to play sports I'm training for the special olympics I love the beach only because I'm probably going to be homeless soon and I can't think of a cooler place to be a bum!! I like wearing skinny jeans, wife beaters and banana hammocks!! I love taking pictures of myself in the bathroom mirror with my shirt off for all you ladies. I only listen to chris brown and bobby brown they really seem to know how to treat a lady !! I'm kind of a big deal people know me I've got moves and 60 % of the time they work every time !!!!! You had me at hello.
I put 10% into everything I do and I always bring my B game. Family is not important and I have no friends !!!!
---- SERIOUSLY YOUR STILL READING ----
Wow I wouldn't know how to describe oneself in a tiny little box
If I was to try ......
I could spend the night dress'n up to party with friends, chill'n at a beach, cottage life, a patio, or lay in bed watching movies spooning it's not always about fork'n although I can make you tingle, breathless, satisfied & full .................. I'm a great cook (luv 2 cook) !!
I'm passionate, spontaneous, easy going & confident not c@#ky !! 5 bucks says I can make you laugh !!
I have the coolest dog you'll ever meet you better love animals !!!
Traveling to new places & cultures around the world is what I love just got back to Canada after spending 5 months all over Central & South America.
The only baggage I have in life is designer Louis Vuitton
What I want ...... someone who gets me, challenges me, & want to try new things is epic.
Style, Class and especially A SENSE OF HUMOR IS MANDATORY !!! Love sarcasm, witty people & random spontaneous adventures.
Ya gotta have passion & chemistry who we kidding !!
Someone who knows what they want knows where they're going is genuine & trustworthy (no fake people & no cheaters please not my style)
Don't want someone who plays games unless it's monopoly, a drink'n game, or maybe nintendo !!
Most of all someone I can B myself around them talk about everything laugh about anything & trust completely.
Anything else just ask !! Have your people call my people !!
First Date
Get liquored up enough to make some bad decisions maybe go to vegas and get married?
I'm up for anything with the right girl long as we're both comfortable and having laughs getting to know each other.
I'm up for anything with the right girl long as we're both comfortable and having laughs getting to know each other.
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