| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Essex. Uk | |
| Details | 49 year old Man, 6' 1" (185 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Black Leo with Black hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | No | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | Gym Manager | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent Melanistic is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Melanistic has been in was over 8 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Hi,
I'm an honorary member of the 'left on the shelf' club with a platinum season ticket, so it would be great to find someone special to help me dust off the cobwebs & remove the splinters! Not quite sure why this dating lark is seemingly as difficult as playing 3D chess in the dark with a Jedi master!
I'm a decent, honest, loyal, good natured, hard working, non-judgemental, straight talking, educated, true gent. I could add more but as I realise most men on here are obviously related to Hans Christian Anderson, you'd have to find out for yourself that I'm not one of them & I don't speak with forked tongue. I come fully house trained, know how to use a knife & fork & just so you know, I can operate a hoover, washing machine, fan-assisted oven, iron &....I always put the toilet seat back down! I'd like to be someone's WHITE knight one day but, er....that may be a minor struggle without the help of the cosmetic/dermatologist surgeon Michael Jackson used to employ!
My occupation means being fit & healthy is important to me, not obsessively so but just to keep everything from 'going South' & so lounging about endlessly playing a PS3/Xbox whilst cultivating a pizza/kebab/ale belly is not for me. Not judging those males that wish to spend their time doing so, each to their own, but....nature dictates women look far better 7 months pregnant than men! I previously had my body-type as 'big & tall' (as I'm 6'1" & 18st+) but it was mistaken far too often as me being a funky-chunky-monkey! I do take pride in my appearance, so there's no danger of me venturing out in public resembling a perma-tanned version of Steptoe or Rab C Nesbitt!
I'd like to meet a woman who has confidence in/about herself, noticeably looks after herself & takes pride in doing so, height/weight proportinate, attractive (to me), fit, active & has a good sense of humour. (Maybe a liking for 'burnt toast' or being a 'chocoholic' would also help?) Call me old-fashioned, but I do prefer femininity, so if you've an inverse proportion of 'Y' chromosones & a tendency to repeatedly 'act like a geezer' I know we'd not be suited....& if you really are 'one of the lads,' I think I'm on the wrong dating site & bang in trouble!
Despite being fit, healthy & looking younger than my 49 years (so I'm told....is it the 'black don't crack' thing?) & with all my faculties intact, I'm seemingly past the ever popular 'best before 45' or less. So age is not just a number after all! But as I'm way too young for the Darby & Joan club, afternoon tea dances & a pipe & slippers, the search continues. So if your below the age of setting is less than 49 & you're reconsidering, I can't message you first as I'm blocked out! x
Please don't message if you've no picture, I've shown you mine, so show me yours! It would also be a plus if you were facing & in the same post-code as the camera rather than being an obscure, silhouette in the distance, able to give a clue if it's a group photo & also in focus, so you don't look like you're made of fuzzy-felt!
Please don't be offended if I don't reply, I'm hoping to find the right woman & know what that is for me.
I'm an honorary member of the 'left on the shelf' club with a platinum season ticket, so it would be great to find someone special to help me dust off the cobwebs & remove the splinters! Not quite sure why this dating lark is seemingly as difficult as playing 3D chess in the dark with a Jedi master!
I'm a decent, honest, loyal, good natured, hard working, non-judgemental, straight talking, educated, true gent. I could add more but as I realise most men on here are obviously related to Hans Christian Anderson, you'd have to find out for yourself that I'm not one of them & I don't speak with forked tongue. I come fully house trained, know how to use a knife & fork & just so you know, I can operate a hoover, washing machine, fan-assisted oven, iron &....I always put the toilet seat back down! I'd like to be someone's WHITE knight one day but, er....that may be a minor struggle without the help of the cosmetic/dermatologist surgeon Michael Jackson used to employ!
My occupation means being fit & healthy is important to me, not obsessively so but just to keep everything from 'going South' & so lounging about endlessly playing a PS3/Xbox whilst cultivating a pizza/kebab/ale belly is not for me. Not judging those males that wish to spend their time doing so, each to their own, but....nature dictates women look far better 7 months pregnant than men! I previously had my body-type as 'big & tall' (as I'm 6'1" & 18st+) but it was mistaken far too often as me being a funky-chunky-monkey! I do take pride in my appearance, so there's no danger of me venturing out in public resembling a perma-tanned version of Steptoe or Rab C Nesbitt!
I'd like to meet a woman who has confidence in/about herself, noticeably looks after herself & takes pride in doing so, height/weight proportinate, attractive (to me), fit, active & has a good sense of humour. (Maybe a liking for 'burnt toast' or being a 'chocoholic' would also help?) Call me old-fashioned, but I do prefer femininity, so if you've an inverse proportion of 'Y' chromosones & a tendency to repeatedly 'act like a geezer' I know we'd not be suited....& if you really are 'one of the lads,' I think I'm on the wrong dating site & bang in trouble!
Despite being fit, healthy & looking younger than my 49 years (so I'm told....is it the 'black don't crack' thing?) & with all my faculties intact, I'm seemingly past the ever popular 'best before 45' or less. So age is not just a number after all! But as I'm way too young for the Darby & Joan club, afternoon tea dances & a pipe & slippers, the search continues. So if your below the age of setting is less than 49 & you're reconsidering, I can't message you first as I'm blocked out! x
Please don't message if you've no picture, I've shown you mine, so show me yours! It would also be a plus if you were facing & in the same post-code as the camera rather than being an obscure, silhouette in the distance, able to give a clue if it's a group photo & also in focus, so you don't look like you're made of fuzzy-felt!
Please don't be offended if I don't reply, I'm hoping to find the right woman & know what that is for me.
First Date
Think it was Christmas 1970 & have not eaten one since! Oh sorry, not the (barely) edible one's!
Could be dinner, a comedy club (I do mean like Jongleurs & not 'Time/Envy' in Romford!), a casual drink in a bar, an extended lunch, a leisurely coffee (or tea), visiting an art gallery or exhibition, a walk in the park to feed the ducks, or a moonlit stroll along Southend pier in the pouring rain..ok, maybe not. I'm sure we'd eventually come to some mutual arrangement.
Anyway, forget the 1st date as a 2nd would be the result of intrigue & mutual fascination & would be far more exciting! x
Could be dinner, a comedy club (I do mean like Jongleurs & not 'Time/Envy' in Romford!), a casual drink in a bar, an extended lunch, a leisurely coffee (or tea), visiting an art gallery or exhibition, a walk in the park to feed the ducks, or a moonlit stroll along Southend pier in the pouring rain..ok, maybe not. I'm sure we'd eventually come to some mutual arrangement.
Anyway, forget the 1st date as a 2nd would be the result of intrigue & mutual fascination & would be far more exciting! x
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