Be prepared for liberal use of sarcasm.
So this is the part where i tell you how amazing I am, but really I am sure you can tell that about me already. But in the off chance that hasn't happened lets see if we can't shed light the the guy that would be Jonny....or Jon......or Jonathan if you like to keep things formal....
I'm pretty laid back. Some would call me lazy, I would call them rude. My humour is a bit...eccentric but I do love to laugh, and consider myself at least mildly funny, although by the end of this profile you may strongly disagree. If you have watched Comedy Bang Bang and laughed throughout, we should probably be hanging out right now. No really. Stop reading and come over.
Yes, I am from Saskatchewan but please don't hold that against me. This does however mean that i do in fact bleed green and white a few months out of the year. I will try my best not to force my football beliefs on you, but i make no promises.
I am very family oriented, as i come from a small one. As much as i tried to avoid getting to know my family over the years, well, they kind of grew on me.
I do dabble in the nerdy parts of life. But nerd is such a broad statement these days. I grew up a Star Wars junkie, and love me some sci-fi. If you don't mind sitting through a Dr. Who marathon, I think there is some potential for greatness in you. And I am always looking for someone to join me at Comic Conventions, cause standing in line for 2 hours for a 40 dollar signature is a great first date!
You better have at least a liking for our feline friends as I do have a couple of the little rascals, and they are just gosh darned adorable.
It appears we have come to the end of my miniature ode to me. And yes there is still openings for my future BFF, so get your applications in soon!
I have to pee due to boredom.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
So here is the plan. We are going to wander the streets until we encounter a wild rabbit. I shall approach it from the left, you from the right. We will pounce and hopefully catch it. If not he chase will be on. And in the end that rabbit will be taken home and loved forever or something.
Hmm, yes. Save profile.