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Age: 30
Dating
theSVTkid: WITTY HEADLINE
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Crystal lake, Illinois
Details
25 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Other Religion
Ethnicity
Caucasian Virgo with Brown hair
Intent
theSVTkid Wants a relationship
Education
Some college
Personality
Profession







I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years



About Me
Hey, I’m Eric. You’re already here, so keep reading. Most of the girls on this site are a waste of time. I speak three languages, I’m in law school, I’ve been robbed 7 times in three different cities, I cook better than anyone in your family, I spend my free time at the animal shelter, and I love 90s cartoons. I live in a horrible city, with horrible people, horrible buildings, horrible everything. If you’re horrible, this won’t work. If you have kids, this won’t work. You’re getting 100s of messages on here a day, and they’re miserable. Here’s your chance – find something interesting, or don’t. Wasting time on a dating site is the worst. Don’t be a stranger…say hi

First Date
First dates need two things: (1) we need to be able to talk and get to know eachother, and (2) we need to have fun. Movies are the worst, and every guy on here wants to see a movie. Awful. Lets go duckpin bowling in the ghetto. Lets grab coffee and find some weird event to crash. If we can’t talk and have fun, I can’t get to know you. And if I can’t get to know you, then what’s the point of this? Let’s have fun. If you can’t come up with anything, you know I will.