| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Pembroke Pines Florida | |
| Details | 25 year old Man, 5' 7" (170 cm), Catholic | Ethnicity | Caucasian Aries with Blond hair | |
| Intent | cwykle99 is looking for a relationship. | Education | Some college |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Dog | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | Safety Officer | Do you have children? | No | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Relationship History Over 3 years |
About Me
What do you do with a blue whale?
Cheer it up!!
Well, I'm corny and like to think of myself as funny. Most people say I am funny but I think they're just being nice. Why am I on here? Because stalking people I meet on the street got too time consuming I guess.
Ok, time to be serious and auction myself off. I'm very easy going, can have a good time doing almost anything (even funerals can be fun), and I guess I'm looking for someone similar. I have my buddies and we have our fun, boys will be boys right? But I wouldn't mind finding someone to blow my buddies off for. I'm a typical guy in that I love football, beer, cars, video games, MMA, and all the typical dude stuff.
What makes me different?
I have blue eyes damnit! Well that and I don't own a single article of clothing from Ed Hardy or the like, and despise all that do. I find Jersey Shore insulting to my intelligence but I'll only poke fun at those who watch it. I brew my own beer, volunteer as a HS wrestling coach, play kickball, breed unicorns, and like to play with fire....so there's that.
What am I looking for ? A woman. Not a female. Someone who has their life together and knows what it means to "just be cool". Wittiness is my biggest turn on. Someone who can go back and forth making fun of each other and win....but not all the time haha. I'm in pretty good shape and love staying active and want that in a partner as well. The more intellectual the better. I don't really have a certain "type" but the more unique the better. Kids don't bother me, I don't have any, but they're cool. Tattoos and piercings and different color hair in every picture is badass and awesome. If not, well a nice smile is pretty badass too.
Ok, some dealbreakers. Some interesting people out there, and interesting is not always a good thing. If every picture is you making fish lips at a mirror in the bathroom at the Hard Rock, get out. If your profile is written in all caps, get out. If you don't know the difference between their, they're, and there.....tell me a good joke and you can stay. Kids are cool, but 4 by 3 different men is not. At all. Gross. If you are "big and beautiful", I'm sorry I'm just not attracted to that. Please be honest with yourself. Some men love women of all shapes, I am not one of those men. And curvy means curves, not round. Half your profile about your distaste for liars and games? Well I'm a liar and I love playing Monopoly. Also, if someone says they are a liar and really arent, does that mean they are now a liar?
Cheer it up!!
Well, I'm corny and like to think of myself as funny. Most people say I am funny but I think they're just being nice. Why am I on here? Because stalking people I meet on the street got too time consuming I guess.
Ok, time to be serious and auction myself off. I'm very easy going, can have a good time doing almost anything (even funerals can be fun), and I guess I'm looking for someone similar. I have my buddies and we have our fun, boys will be boys right? But I wouldn't mind finding someone to blow my buddies off for. I'm a typical guy in that I love football, beer, cars, video games, MMA, and all the typical dude stuff.
What makes me different?
I have blue eyes damnit! Well that and I don't own a single article of clothing from Ed Hardy or the like, and despise all that do. I find Jersey Shore insulting to my intelligence but I'll only poke fun at those who watch it. I brew my own beer, volunteer as a HS wrestling coach, play kickball, breed unicorns, and like to play with fire....so there's that.
What am I looking for ? A woman. Not a female. Someone who has their life together and knows what it means to "just be cool". Wittiness is my biggest turn on. Someone who can go back and forth making fun of each other and win....but not all the time haha. I'm in pretty good shape and love staying active and want that in a partner as well. The more intellectual the better. I don't really have a certain "type" but the more unique the better. Kids don't bother me, I don't have any, but they're cool. Tattoos and piercings and different color hair in every picture is badass and awesome. If not, well a nice smile is pretty badass too.
Ok, some dealbreakers. Some interesting people out there, and interesting is not always a good thing. If every picture is you making fish lips at a mirror in the bathroom at the Hard Rock, get out. If your profile is written in all caps, get out. If you don't know the difference between their, they're, and there.....tell me a good joke and you can stay. Kids are cool, but 4 by 3 different men is not. At all. Gross. If you are "big and beautiful", I'm sorry I'm just not attracted to that. Please be honest with yourself. Some men love women of all shapes, I am not one of those men. And curvy means curves, not round. Half your profile about your distaste for liars and games? Well I'm a liar and I love playing Monopoly. Also, if someone says they are a liar and really arent, does that mean they are now a liar?
First Date
Something simple like grab a coffee and roam a Barnes & Noble, grab some drinks somewhere, or get dinner. I like to be creative once I know things can go somewhere.
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