I am looking for friends... okay I am looking for male friends... Okay I'm looking for a male friend who will turn into something more. I have a very good sense of humour... I've been screwed around a lot... I just want a nice guy... who likes his family... and wants to meet a nice girl... I kinda fit this criteria lol Please don't message me if you're not at least 27, I'm done with silly boys ;) but i'm not done being silly... um... i am looking for something serious but i think we should be friends first because that't important... i want hot, smart, rich and a god in bed... but i'll take any combination there of lol... like i said i'm funny... most combinations include a mixing of these qualities... i am also a mix but you'll have to figure out which one ;)
Looking for someone to:
- watch the game and or fight with
- cook for
- be a good friend to.
- go on drives with
- listen to cool music with
- play poker with
- play pool with
- go camping when weather is nice with
- go to the beach with
- have great sex with
- continue this process with in a definite way - over and over again ;)
Whatever... hang out... coffee? I don't drink it... u might... I won't stop you. Movie? Not so much... laser tag? I could handle that... pool? for sure. A walk? I like walks... Whatever as long as it's somewhat fun... I like hiking... weather sucks right now... but... food... I eat. Whatever... it's raining... we should camp? hockey? let's watch it... play poker... me too... drive... we should go on one... but really i'm looking for a guy who will just hang out and watch the game with me... won't **** about anything... say I'm pretty... make me feel pretty... because I'm sure I can make you feel pretty... ha ha ha... seriously... lol did I mention I'm funny... that's an important thing to know about me... not really... just think I'm a **** lol so send resume to email@example.com jk ha ha ha send player references there lol... seriously... I need a reference in writing form 3 guys who know you play... we can be honest lol but you won't be ha ha ha... wow... sup? I am a virgin looking to make it in a cool world of non virgins... and I want to experience things that I haven't experienced before in a physical way... really... if you are a virgin maybe we can go through this awkward period in our lives together... by virgin I do mean POF - which I recently found out means plenty of fish... ha ha ha... because there are... I really am a virgin... :) So I can do this the easy way by slowly warming up to a male's embrace... or the hard way which would involve I think some sort of intercourse... conversation I mean... Wanna? talk to me? So... now that I've told you I'm a virgin... maybe we can find some way of getting past that... POF I mean... and get married... which I'm looking to do shortly... possible after we sleep together... hopefully before... but realisitically you will want to do it before... and I might be okay with that... if you fall into the hot, smart, rich, god in bed category in some way or form... lol Like I said I'm not funny... I'm a ****... also canadian... :) P.s I am really not a virgin and if you didn't understand the humour please don't message me.
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