Hey girls! Thanks for checking me out! Ya, you look good too. Is that a new hair cut? Goes great with your eyes. Did you lose weight? Awesome. Do you like traveling? OMG me too. We have so much in common!
Insert totally original lines about wanting a smart, funny, witty girl. You say that describes you perfectly! Awesome we are a total match. Do you get bored sometimes? Me neither so let's not get bored together.
Still not convinced to msg me? Ok what is the one thing you want more than anything else? Is it love, happiness, success...O...M...G me too! See we're perfect.
One more thing, are you a little weird? Good! Only real weirdos would deny it.