| About | Smokes often with A Few Extra Pounds body type | City | bouctouche New Brunswick | |
| Details | 35 year old Man, 5' 7" (170 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Sagittarius with no hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | No | Do you want children? | Yes | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | Often (>3 times/week) | |
| Pets | Dog | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | village idiot | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent smot_poker is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship smot_poker has been in was under 1 year. |
Interests
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About Me
I'm looking for an intelligent girl with a good sense of humor, a bit insecure and really clingy. I'm not real fussy when it comes to looks, except that you can't be too fat. Chubby is great, but fat is bad. See I'm rather fat myself, so I'm already losing 2 or 3 cm of penis lenght to my own fat so if I have to lose another 2 or 3 to your fat there won't be much left to play with. I'm not looking for any slutty girls. I don't have herpes or any of that crap and I don't want to get it.
Most people that know me like me. Most people that know me think I'm slightly insane. I probably am. I have a tendency to act before I think things trough. I'm not real good with money. I'm a non-conformist with a problem with authority. I think pro wrestling should be an olympic sport. I like to stay up all night and go to bed at daybreak. I don't like the beach... I sweat too much the sun burns me and sand gets in my ass. I like the woods. I like driving in the middle of the night when the road is empty and all mine. Sometimes I can't shut up and other times I can't say a word. I don't like big crowds. I don't like people that mistreat animals. I like birds of prey. I don't act my age. I think a good education is over rated. I encourage children to start smoking. Ham is better then turkey. I'd like to go to Europe someday. I like to look at trees the morning after an ice storm. I hardly ever drink coffee but when I do I like it black with no sugar. I think it's wrong to impose religion on kids. I'm a student of life. I'm a student of war. If wars were still fought with catapults, pikes, longbows and swords I'd try to join the military. I root for the underdog. I like thunder storms at night. I like Greek, Norse and Roman mythology. If I was a cartoon character I'd be a cross between The Family Guy and Cartman. I'd like to pan for gold. I like to tell people I won a bronze medal in the 96 summer olympics playing ping-pong. I don't play ping-pong. I wonder why it's called a building after they're done building it. I like to answer the phone by noding.
Most people that know me like me. Most people that know me think I'm slightly insane. I probably am. I have a tendency to act before I think things trough. I'm not real good with money. I'm a non-conformist with a problem with authority. I think pro wrestling should be an olympic sport. I like to stay up all night and go to bed at daybreak. I don't like the beach... I sweat too much the sun burns me and sand gets in my ass. I like the woods. I like driving in the middle of the night when the road is empty and all mine. Sometimes I can't shut up and other times I can't say a word. I don't like big crowds. I don't like people that mistreat animals. I like birds of prey. I don't act my age. I think a good education is over rated. I encourage children to start smoking. Ham is better then turkey. I'd like to go to Europe someday. I like to look at trees the morning after an ice storm. I hardly ever drink coffee but when I do I like it black with no sugar. I think it's wrong to impose religion on kids. I'm a student of life. I'm a student of war. If wars were still fought with catapults, pikes, longbows and swords I'd try to join the military. I root for the underdog. I like thunder storms at night. I like Greek, Norse and Roman mythology. If I was a cartoon character I'd be a cross between The Family Guy and Cartman. I'd like to pan for gold. I like to tell people I won a bronze medal in the 96 summer olympics playing ping-pong. I don't play ping-pong. I wonder why it's called a building after they're done building it. I like to answer the phone by noding.
First Date
There'll be a question and answer period I guess. Hopefully followed by coitus. Actually we should prob start with the coitus, If we both have fun then we can have a question and answer period.
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