| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | UPPER CANADA Ontario | |
| Details | 100 year old Man, 6' 2" (188 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Scorpio with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Prefer Not To Say | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Green | |
| Profession | Philosopher King Circumlocution Office un-RETIRED2 | Do you have children? | All my kids are over 18 | |
| Education | PhD / Post Doctoral | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent _Paradoximus_Maximus isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. |
Relationship History The longest relationship _Paradoximus_Maximus has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Remember when online dating was "fresh, new, exciting and fun"..? No, me neither.
PRESENTING FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT and CONFUSION: me!
I am certainly one of the greatest humans and perhaps life forms ever to have lived. I would compare myself favourably with Alexander the Great, Newton, Einstein, John Wayne and Gandhi (the thin one).
There are few things I can't do. (and even fewer that I will do) I basically know everything and have unlimited abilities. Rarely will you have seen or even heard mythical reports of such intelligence, courage, will power, skill and talent.
I think if Canada had two or three of me it could rule the world. Maybe the Galaxy, Oh Hell! Why not -- the Universe!
If you can get me to go out with you -- a very very demanding task; be sure and give me everything you have to make me happy. Your house, car, stocks, bonds...
GIVE IT ALL! And never, NEVER look back!!
I am the best I tell you, the very best*!
*Some conditions apply. Not intended to solicit those currently involved or sane.
EVERYTHING HERE IS TRUE: But it's not right. -Inspector Clouseau of POF
Fact… or
Fallacy
Dating is good for you…
Dating has been found to cause cancer and heart disease in rats
Sex is good for you…
Sex may irreparably damage your career, lead to mental illness, depression and sudden death without warning
Replying to strangers on line is perfectly normal -- even healthy…
Talking to ANY stranger even online is very evil and a sin
Searching out your soul mate is a very rewarding experience…
Soul mates are mythical distractions and ought never to be sought out since they don't exist. (Neither do souls)
A flesh and blood partner is 32.61% better than porn…
Partners may transmit deadly disease, cause critical sleep loss and contribute to global warming
Shine on…
you crazy lump of coal……
A helpful footnote: The tetrahedrally bonded carbon crystal (diamond) is non-combustible with free oxygen, so will not produce light or infrared radiation -- it can only reflect light and thus isolated from a light source coal will always outshine the diamond.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxJmpTDbhcg
It's a funny old world -Alexi Sayles
Colonel James: May I see it?
Eddie Adams: Really?
Colonel James: Please!
Colonel James: Thank you, Eddie!
Eddie Adams: No problem.
You may still be here tomorrow but your dreams may not. -Cat Stevens
Time after time, night after night-Tom Petty
It is perhaps one of the modern ironies of web-dating when someone's photo helps another onward towards new relationships. Like JPL sending those space exploration probes out using the gravity of each moon and planet to increase the velocity of the spaceship further and further away.
The more the universe seems comprehensible, the more it also seems pointless -Steven Weinberg
After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true. -Mr Spock
Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals. -Lindsay Anderson
PRESENTING FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT and CONFUSION: me!
I am certainly one of the greatest humans and perhaps life forms ever to have lived. I would compare myself favourably with Alexander the Great, Newton, Einstein, John Wayne and Gandhi (the thin one).
There are few things I can't do. (and even fewer that I will do) I basically know everything and have unlimited abilities. Rarely will you have seen or even heard mythical reports of such intelligence, courage, will power, skill and talent.
I think if Canada had two or three of me it could rule the world. Maybe the Galaxy, Oh Hell! Why not -- the Universe!
If you can get me to go out with you -- a very very demanding task; be sure and give me everything you have to make me happy. Your house, car, stocks, bonds...
GIVE IT ALL! And never, NEVER look back!!
I am the best I tell you, the very best*! *Some conditions apply. Not intended to solicit those currently involved or sane.
EVERYTHING HERE IS TRUE: But it's not right. -Inspector Clouseau of POF
Fact… or
Fallacy
Dating is good for you…
Dating has been found to cause cancer and heart disease in rats
Sex is good for you…
Sex may irreparably damage your career, lead to mental illness, depression and sudden death without warning
Replying to strangers on line is perfectly normal -- even healthy…
Talking to ANY stranger even online is very evil and a sin
Searching out your soul mate is a very rewarding experience…
Soul mates are mythical distractions and ought never to be sought out since they don't exist.
(Neither do souls) A flesh and blood partner is 32.61% better than porn…
Partners may transmit deadly disease, cause critical sleep loss and contribute to global warming
Shine on…
you crazy lump of coal……
A helpful footnote: The tetrahedrally bonded carbon crystal (diamond) is non-combustible with free oxygen, so will not produce light or infrared radiation -- it can only reflect light and thus isolated from a light source coal will always outshine the diamond.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxJmpTDbhcg
It's a funny old world -Alexi Sayles
Colonel James: May I see it?
Eddie Adams: Really?
Colonel James: Please!
Colonel James: Thank you, Eddie!
Eddie Adams: No problem.
You may still be here tomorrow but your dreams may not. -Cat Stevens
Time after time, night after night-Tom Petty
It is perhaps one of the modern ironies of web-dating when someone's photo helps another onward towards new relationships. Like JPL sending those space exploration probes out using the gravity of each moon and planet to increase the velocity of the spaceship further and further away.
The more the universe seems comprehensible, the more it also seems pointless -Steven Weinberg
After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true. -Mr Spock
Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals. -Lindsay Anderson
First Date
The Scorpion and the Frog…
SOME POSSIBLE "FIRST DATE" OPTIONS TO CONSIDER:
¤ I'll be the boy in the corduroy pants. You be the girl at the high school dance…
¤ 3AM City water tower. COME ALONE. Oh and bring DOUGHNUTS and BEER eh…
¤ Hop a freight train bound for Wichita Kansas.
¤ Appear together on Charlie Rose to discuss our dating expectations and concerns.
¤ Toss depleted uranium frisbees into volcanoes from the gondola of a hot air balloon.
¤ Determine the fundamental degrees of freedom of M Theory at the low-energy limit in the 11 dimensions of supergravity thereby verifying that that subsumes the five consistent superstring theories and proving 'branes' are made of strings.
¤ Build a time machine based on the diffeomorphic tesseract black hole model and go back to the day of the Cretaceous–Tertiary extinction event.
¤ A maelstrom of BLAZING panoramic sensations of intense instinctual primal desire, ascending quickly to a crescendo of frenzied passion of animistic fever grasping, clawing, biting thrusting we become all-consumed in a raging raw primal hunger ascending into the very soul until we reach that paradigm-changing transcendental orgasmic pinnacle of pure euphoria that erases all rational thought and is so indescribable -- that to even attempt to speak of it would be to liken the life's work of Shakespeare to the chirping of four crickets…
CHIRP Chirp chiiiirp.....Chirp
¤ Find the face you've seen a thousand times. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAyVqlZ1h3w
WRONG
I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time
For the wrong reason and the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day of the wrong week
I used the wrong method with the wrong technique
Wrong
Wrong
There's something wrong with me chemically
Something wrong with me inherently
The wrong mix in the wrong genes
I reached the wrong ends by the wrong means
It was the wrong plan
The wrong questions with the wrong replies
Wrong
Wrong http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2GaCnAiuvo&NR=1&feature=fvwp
Disclaimer: Information provided as a courtesy for informational purposes only.
NOT LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL or CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES.
Two paradoxes are better than one, they may even suggest a solution.
-Edward Teller
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Fi46BFAF0
The longest POF profile by 3 bytes. More and more I find people just are not very nice on here
SOME POSSIBLE "FIRST DATE" OPTIONS TO CONSIDER:
¤ I'll be the boy in the corduroy pants. You be the girl at the high school dance…
¤ 3AM City water tower. COME ALONE. Oh and bring DOUGHNUTS and BEER eh…
¤ Hop a freight train bound for Wichita Kansas.
¤ Appear together on Charlie Rose to discuss our dating expectations and concerns.
¤ Toss depleted uranium frisbees into volcanoes from the gondola of a hot air balloon.
¤ Determine the fundamental degrees of freedom of M Theory at the low-energy limit in the 11 dimensions of supergravity thereby verifying that that subsumes the five consistent superstring theories and proving 'branes' are made of strings.
¤ Build a time machine based on the diffeomorphic tesseract black hole model and go back to the day of the Cretaceous–Tertiary extinction event.
¤ A maelstrom of BLAZING panoramic sensations of intense instinctual primal desire, ascending quickly to a crescendo of frenzied passion of animistic fever grasping, clawing, biting thrusting we become all-consumed in a raging raw primal hunger ascending into the very soul until we reach that paradigm-changing transcendental orgasmic pinnacle of pure euphoria that erases all rational thought and is so indescribable -- that to even attempt to speak of it would be to liken the life's work of Shakespeare to the chirping of four crickets…
CHIRP Chirp chiiiirp.....Chirp
¤ Find the face you've seen a thousand times. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAyVqlZ1h3w
WRONG
I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time
For the wrong reason and the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day of the wrong week
I used the wrong method with the wrong technique
Wrong
Wrong
There's something wrong with me chemically
Something wrong with me inherently
The wrong mix in the wrong genes
I reached the wrong ends by the wrong means
It was the wrong plan
The wrong questions with the wrong replies
Wrong
Wrong http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2GaCnAiuvo&NR=1&feature=fvwp
Disclaimer: Information provided as a courtesy for informational purposes only.
NOT LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL or CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES.
Two paradoxes are better than one, they may even suggest a solution.
-Edward Teller
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Fi46BFAF0The longest POF profile by 3 bytes. More and more I find people just are not very nice on here
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