The List Could Be Freaking Endless, Should Have Asked For Non-Interests, That's A Much Shorter List. LOL
Non-Interests: Liberals, CNN, Biotches, Whiners, Loafers, Opera, Mean People, Sheetheads, Lawyers, Sponges, Moochers, Dan Rather, etc.
Latest Joke: This one is good or bad depending on how you look at it.
Want to Really Feel Like a Woman???
Only a Southern man can make you feel like a real woman.
A plane passed through a severe storm.
The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
One woman lost it completely.
She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed,
"I'm too young to die," she cried.
Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die,
I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?
For a moment, there was silence.
Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a man from South Carolina stood up in the rear of the plane.
He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,
one button at a time.
No one moved.
He removed his shirt.
Muscles rippled across his chest.
She gasped... Then, he spoke...
"Iron this -- and then get me a beer."
Okay ... Sorry(again) ... The REAL Me ... I'm laid back yet wired ... Energetic yet tired ... Go figure ...
Friends are an asset ...... Friends first I believe ... Where it leads nobody knows ... Life is a poker game - No matter what hand you're dealt ya still gotta play it.
Philosophy on Life - Yesterday is gone - Today is real - Tomorrow can be planned another day. (I know - What the heck is he saying?) Expect the unexpectable. Live life for the moment - If it keeps getting better you must be on the right track.
I am babbling ... I do that on occasion. (To Be Continued).
Why a pic now ????? PLENTYO made me do it.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Duh ... Uh .... Meet for a beer???? Walk On The Beach???? Both???? Okay ...... I'm open for ideas ....... Pretty much anything but Opera ..... Okay WTH ..... I'll do the opera if I have to .....LOL